You Know, I Like This Idea. So Many Fans Try To Measure And Figure Out Sonic’s Speed. But Having Him

Time to share this freak here.

Yup, this guy's made the rounds a few times on other sites, now he lives here.

I like that the finnish word for simple is "yksinkertainen". Where "kaksinkertainen" means double/dual/two-fold, and "kolminkertainen" is triple/three-fold, and so on as the numbers go up, the same word but with one just means simple. Bitch your thoughts are so simple they're one-fold. Cheap toilet paper grade thoughts. Your idea is so lacking in complexity I gotta fold it over twice before wiping my ass with it.

the not so perfect captain

"I'm not alone anymore."

forgot how much of a gutpunch this show is, and once it goes south it doesn't stop.

god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world

2012 nicole dollanganger i love you

The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple