Thatonyxperson - Onyx

Me and my family are doing egg rolling races tomorrow. We were decorating our eggs and I put Sonic characters on it

Sonic because, y'know, speed

Having the ultimate lifeform on my egg might make it the ultimate egg

Tails didn't show up very well but it's okay

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

Drew this out of this fandom’s lack of Papyri.

friendly reminder to the cotl fandom that goat and lamb are canonically nonbinary and use they/them pronouns. despite how much the wiki insists their gender is up to the player it is in fact not

Is this anything

sad girl canon events

- diy bangs

- existential crisis

- best friend leaving you for no reason

- the diagnosis

- discovering lana del rey too young

- am i a monster in the shape of a girl or a girl in the shape of a monster?

i think one of the funniest underrated jokes in su is when pearl, steven, and amethyst are in the car, pearl is driving, and they ended up speeding and getting followed by a cop. pearl's freaking out bc she doesn't have a license, and when steven is surprised, she's like "what was i supposed to tell the dmv, that i'm from another planet? im not exactly a citizen, steven!"

Okay gah not to angst thr children’s show from 2012 but I’ve been thinking about the trans dipper with transphobic parents and Grunkle Stan just being like “I GUESS WHERE DOING CIRCLES NOW” about it

But like DUDE can you IMAGINE how genuinely pissed stanely would be of either of the pines parents tried to kick dipper out or even threatened him with that. Because STANELY was kicked out with nowhere to go at 17 and it lead to what’s implied to be years and years and years of abuse and homelessness and just a really shit time. Like HELL is he letting that kid go through the same thing he did. Like this is a very speffic strand of headcanons to make this work but boyo boy is it making my brain spin like a goat on acid rn

"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

How it feels to hear that SCP community has drama but know literally nothing about the drama itself