Can't Remember If I Already Made This Post Or Not But Anyways.

Madame Mist!

Okay gah not to angst thr children’s show from 2012 but I’ve been thinking about the trans dipper with transphobic parents and Grunkle Stan just being like “I GUESS WHERE DOING CIRCLES NOW” about it

But like DUDE can you IMAGINE how genuinely pissed stanely would be of either of the pines parents tried to kick dipper out or even threatened him with that. Because STANELY was kicked out with nowhere to go at 17 and it lead to what’s implied to be years and years and years of abuse and homelessness and just a really shit time. Like HELL is he letting that kid go through the same thing he did. Like this is a very speffic strand of headcanons to make this work but boyo boy is it making my brain spin like a goat on acid rn

i wish there was an aux cord for my brain. if i could plug it into the internet i alone could feed the undertale/deltarune fandom. i’m cooking shit up that would make fellow man label me walter white. alas. it is all trapped in my meat sack.

Guys my uncle is toby fox and he told me this will happen in chapter three. Yes, he is winging his ding until he gasters. And chapter 3,4,5 will come out in 420 days. Believe me I’m telling the truth please please ple-

beginning to feel strongly that "autistic csa kid" is its own neurotype

i think one of the funniest underrated jokes in su is when pearl, steven, and amethyst are in the car, pearl is driving, and they ended up speeding and getting followed by a cop. pearl's freaking out bc she doesn't have a license, and when steven is surprised, she's like "what was i supposed to tell the dmv, that i'm from another planet? im not exactly a citizen, steven!"

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Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.