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Broken Masquerade but instead of country humans its goi humans and people ship the GOC and the Foundation like they do Russia and America.

fresh would not speak in modern brainrot his whole thing is that he speaks in fake 90s lingo stop poisoning the waters with this headcanon

bill pulls out the pregnancy card

⚠️suggestive⚠️

Can you report your situationship to mafia HR? Asking for a friend

I dont mean to dunk on ENA fanartists but you need to up your game in creating your oc dawg. We literally have a giant casts of diverse characters with completely different designs, artstyle and concepts heck gumball watterson even fit in this world and all i see is different literation or recolor of Ena

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here have a cozy pap since im too tired to finish my sans piece 👍

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*billion of years ago*

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I think there's some real (comedic) potential to this "Mayor Euclid declares his own baby Best Baby Of All Time" theory.