Idk If This Is Funny To Anyone Else But I Saw The Post And It Made Me Giggle. I Recently Played The Game

I know it's not people's faults for not knowing, but I still get extremely annoyed at people saying stuff like "why are ghosts always represented by sheets? I guess people used to just be scared of sheets."

They aren't ghosts because they're covered in a sheet, they're covered in a sheet because back in the day, they wrapped dead bodies in sheets when they buried them. The ghosts are wrapped in burial shrouds because that's what they were buried in.

People weren't scared of sheets, they were scared of the corpse UNDER the sheet.

no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak

so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a “giant”. that’s such an uncreative name. that’s just an adjective. “it’s a giant!” “a giant what?!” “a giant… um. yeah. giant.”

EVERYONE RAAAH.

Okay, OKAY.

Everyone is all on the transmasc Dipper train, right?

OKAY.

Transfem Mabel.

STOP. LISTEN.

They SWITCH. Switch names, switch identities, etc.

Mabel and Mason play the flip flop game to trick their parents. They’re identical so it’s easy.

I’m real deep in this trans-ing everyone’s gender now. I’m American so I gotta live out my dream of everything going well for trans people in fantasy format. 🥲👍

I just love the idea of trans Mabel and Trans Dipper switching everything and living the life they wanna live through cooperation from each other. They’re each others biggest supporter.

look, i love the the concept of house horror as much as everyone else on tumblr. but i can’t help but to think that it’s so… western-centric. what about all the post-soviet people who grew up and lived and died in apartment blocks. these places are haunted as fuck. the amount of trauma is immeasurable and so much can be done with this

I like that the finnish word for simple is "yksinkertainen". Where "kaksinkertainen" means double/dual/two-fold, and "kolminkertainen" is triple/three-fold, and so on as the numbers go up, the same word but with one just means simple. Bitch your thoughts are so simple they're one-fold. Cheap toilet paper grade thoughts. Your idea is so lacking in complexity I gotta fold it over twice before wiping my ass with it.

Happy anniversary, Stonewall riots! Stay revolutionary!

dipper with transphobic parents worried grunkle stan is also gonna be transphobic and then he and mabel pull up to gravity falls and stans got a he/him pin on and is all just call me your grunkle trans!!! am. am i doing this right soos.

its so boring lmfao