It's A Sskk Fanfic Competition And Your Opponent Is Asagiri Kafka, Who Has Written:

has anyone else brought up how all of Bill’s henchmaniacs seem to be based on toys? is there something up with that?? because the idea of this omnipotent, immature weirdo making himself an army of imaginary friends is compelling to me.

I got hit with the vision of Nightmare trying to recruit the DanceTale version of MTT once, only to get his ass beaten because that guy doesn't have enough whimsy to sway with the music.

Imagine in DanceTale people have to engage in a dance battle when triggering a fight. No choice, gotta tango.

Nightmare isn't actual royalty, he never got any training, and he doesn't have a natural inclination for it. He was made to climb trees and he still has the base body of a six yo underneath the goop since Passive died around that time. Buddy is cooked. He doesn't even hear the boss music until it hits him in the face.

Also, for the style of dancing of each member (from a non expert who can only describe the vibes):

Killer probably has something elegant and old style. Ballroom dancing kinda guy. The kind a royal like Chara would have been taught.

Dust has something that doesn't require physical contact. Probably something like breakdancing like og Dance!Sans. It actually would be especially interesting if he was never able to switch styles. He would hate that.

And Horror would have something like Tango, where you're uncomfortably close to your opponent. Specifically because he's a sadistic fuck and he would enjoy making his enemies squirm.

the way fandoms are desperate to make all aroace characters romance and sex favorable but then dont do anything remotely similar to any other identity is astounding. hmm i wonder why

PLEASE dont derail this about shipping characters of other identities please let this one post be about an aroace struggle

the hard to kill reptile is a fucking stupid name. that thing ain’t dying, it’s not hard to kill

just admit you can’t kill it, and quit wasting Resources holy fuck

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Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

Toriel before and after the war

i think about this a lot. what if a deaf human fell down the mountain. would he make his threatening language accessible

i wish there was an aux cord for my brain. if i could plug it into the internet i alone could feed the undertale/deltarune fandom. i’m cooking shit up that would make fellow man label me walter white. alas. it is all trapped in my meat sack.

Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees