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“my sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!”

#peridot #steven universe

Peridot (Steven Universe) is a Rogue of Mind.

Aspect on this one is just obvious. Logic and rationality with a potential for cold callousness? Plus she's green??? Mind. Duh.

I'm more flexible on Class, but I think Rogue fits quite well. Rogue's arcs are specifically about fighting the status quo and changing society. Nepeta is the most anti-casteist troll, and Roxy is actively anti-Condence specifically because of what she did to Earth.

Peridot starts off her journey as the relatively mid-caste role of technician. She follows Yellow Diamond because she believes she is a being of pure logic and rationality, but turns on her when presented with evidence to the contrary. She goes on to be one of the most gung-ho members of the Crystal gems.

The Diamonds are stuck in their self-important identities and mired in their emotions (overabundance of Heart), and have created a system that allows them to continue the status quo. Peridot is intent on changing the system to align with the facts of reality.

So there!

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(Yes, it's about aliens again.)

We, as humans, eat a lot of food that other animals can't eat. Chocolate, grapes, avocados, broccoli, alcohol (although I did once have a cat who loved beer), caffeine, almonds, pistachios, macadamia nuts, any spicy food, tomatoes, the list goes on. Dairy products, everyone.

I am currently having period cravings. For hot cheetos, spicy ramen, raspberry-infused dark chocolate, and hot cocoa. Any and all of that would kill a dog.

But, would it kill an alien?

I once saw a thing that said that chocolate is a universally poisonous substance. And sure, I'll stand by that. If you give chocolate to any species except for humans, they will die. Miserably.

BUT! And this is a large but.

HUMANS ARE NOT ALL-POWERFUL, NOR ARE THEY ALL-IMMUNE!

Pokeweed (a little, deadly plant characterized by its red stem and purple berries) is absolutely lethal to us. One tiny berry will kill us. Oleander, a beautiful pink/red/white flower, can kill with any/all of its parts. Nightshade, recognized by its bright red berries, kills in less than 24 hours.

Aliens consider all of these plants to be delicacies.

Zygerin chefs whip up fabulously delicious hemlock soups for their patrons. Ytertjjijkis bakers utilize nightshade, pokeweed, and yew in all of their most famous pastries. Aàkî cooks use Oleander and destroying angel mushrooms in common garden salads.

But yes, chocolate is deadly to them. And the other 99.999% of the universe.