Thatonyxperson - Onyx

Me and my family are doing egg rolling races tomorrow. We were decorating our eggs and I put Sonic characters on it

Sonic because, y'know, speed

Having the ultimate lifeform on my egg might make it the ultimate egg

Tails didn't show up very well but it's okay

We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

this is how we will remember this moment

god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

roleswap? Roleswap.

Realll

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

⚠️suggestive⚠️

Can you report your situationship to mafia HR? Asking for a friend