2 A.m. Currently.

2012 nicole dollanganger i love you

I love analogue horror its like new creepypasta

"I'm not alone anymore."

forgot how much of a gutpunch this show is, and once it goes south it doesn't stop.

This is literally the plot of skulduggery pleasant

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

new head cannon. Because horrors eye is not his own it doesn't fit in his head so sometimes it falls out, they will be having dinner and it falls out right into his stew. The others watch in disgust as Horror fishes in his stew, licks the eye clean and puts it back in, continues eating as if nothing happened. Horror can also leave his eye places to either spy on someone or to scare the f outta them. He also puts it in a glass of water by his bed while he sleeps, like dentures.

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Read the poem and couldnt not do a little something about it !

Drew this silly creature!!

Time to share this freak here.

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