The Accuracy..

So real though

oscar wanting to meet leo "if he can pop to mclaren" is so funny because of course oscar can't pop to ferrari - there's a man who wants him dead

It really it is a small world, huh?

(This is one of the actors from Tatort Saarbrücken)

Going into town to go thrift shopping/second hand shopping and everything being more expensive than if you bought it new is kind of going against the point of thrifting clothes

Y'know what the hardest part about writing a fanfic for a medical drama is? Resisting the urge to write tummy ache and instead writing "a pain in her stomach" like a proper adult, since that's what we want to sound like, and cos no doctor would say tummy ache. It truly is a feat

Tbh not what I expected, but I also can’t really remember half the fanfics I read, so…

@zolica-ao3 @carcarpodium

y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too

Was scrolling through lestappen fics and I found this gem of a tag. I don’t even know why I burst out laughing

My thoughts exactly.

Count your days, James.

Hi God, it’s me. When I said give my boy a break THIS IS NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT.

James when I get my hands on you.

predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity!

1. when school is cancelled

2. when I accomplish small things (brushing teeth regularly, etc.)

3. Formula 1 in general at the moment

4. my friends

5. music