Thatonepupkai - YourlocalBi(tch)

Gaz: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Price: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Soap: Terriers.

König: wasps.

Ghost: R/n.

R/n: *glares* (Flips them off.)

black cats. rb if you agree.

How it is in Tennessee currently....Not to mention the fucking humidity, my fucking ass is getting swamp tits.

Women, feel free to continue existing perfectly as you are, you beautiful creatures. Men, you’re on thin fuckin ice.

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

I swear to fuckin god if Im starting to get a endo flare up, i’m going to stab myself….My fuckin uterus hurts and I am not mentally stable enough for this bs.

How about MILF!Reader? Divorced and just gave birth so her tits are heavy and full of milk. Gaz takes the chance to slide in as her nice younger neighbor who helps her with everything and maybe helps her with her dry spell later on. Gaz total brags about his hot neighbor and maybe rubs it in when she comes over to bring him something as thanks for helping her over the weekend and smiles smugly at the rest of 141 as she leans up to kiss his cheek.

PLEASE MILF READER

Gaz would be the smuggest asshole but he's also simp😭 He never believed and always laughed at the 'love at first sight' crap but the moment he saw you?? All nice and curvy, soft body with your infant son in a carrier, moving into the house in front of him?? He was sold.

Nice younger neighbour Kyle who comes to your house whenever you need something fixed, always thanking him profusely with that shy and bashful voice of yours, your little son always smiling and giggling at him and honestly Gaz would think himself delusional because he dreams about the little one calling him dad one day :((

You always try to pay him for his help but with a smile and proud 'No need ma'am! It's a pleasure to help' you yield, instead you bring him home cooked foods and baked goods for his help.

'It's the least I can do for such a helpful, lovely young man ^.^' and with a sweet smile you pass him the cake you just baked. Kyle accepts it with a big smile but the second he turns arpund to put the cake down in the kitchen, he throws 141 the smuggest, most disgusting smile as he invited you inside for tea since you're baby is with his grandparents.

141 called bullshit when Gaz started bragging about the hot milf that moved in next door and teased him mercilessly when he gushed about you like a 'lovesick muppet' as Price called it but their smug faced quickly fell when you politely greeted them with the same bashful and warm voice. They were fucked.

I’m miserable, I’m cramping and tired. I just wannabe fucked

Something I wrote when I was unhinged and manic was found by my mom…She’s worried.😅😅 I kinda wanna post it.