What They Dont Tell You About Those Little Hand Baskets In The Grocery Store Is If You Put Enough Things

there is no justice in this world for girls who don’t want to get up but have to

Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

Staff: What does the userbase like??? Crabs???? An army of crabs????

On one hand, I am loathe to spend money on something as fleeting and useless as a tumblr post. On the other hand, I want to make everyone look at this picture of my cat:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse