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Zhou Rui: King of Self-promotion 💰

me when grown men make anything involving teenage girls:

Now that Hollywood is firing everyone who has been accused of sexual assault, will they also finally get rid of Lena Dunham?

Um, so why *are* American police allowed to turn off their body cameras, anyway?

“Well, you know, I was, um, going to the toilet.”

*pause*

“Then SOMEHOW the dead unarmed black guy, the conveniently-placed drugs and my inconsistent, plot-hole filled story happened in the middle of all this.”