Collective Reactions To That Bit Of The < Agent J > Performance 

model! zhou rui

me, seeing someone with my body type: nice

me, seeing my own body: no

types of aggressive defense: throw objects at the ghost (4), counterattack (2), snatch ghost’s wig (1), flirt (1).

call call call - choreography

My last midterm of the quarter is tomorrow! Studying ochem all day today 💖

[used: Crayola Supertips in Magenta, Sharpie Pen Fine Point in Black, Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen Soft Tip in Black]

🐯 🐯 🐯

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

Um, so why *are* American police allowed to turn off their body cameras, anyway?

“Well, you know, I was, um, going to the toilet.”

*pause*

“Then SOMEHOW the dead unarmed black guy, the conveniently-placed drugs and my inconsistent, plot-hole filled story happened in the middle of all this.”

the "bad" men: i'd tap that slut

the "bad" men: lol rape

the "bad" men: *writes songs about raping women*

the "bad" men: *harasses women online and in public*

the "good" men:

women: im scared of men

the "good" men: HOW DARE YOU BE SCARED OF US. YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT

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