He’s A Rare Red Green Color Blind So He Only Dose This With Gryffindor And Slytherin Students

Fuck yeah

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

Yes…nearly every day

You ever just… yell about #newsies??

Okay so I love the book “daughter of the the deep” by Rick Riordan so here’s a balls to the wall headcanon

So with the main plot of the book being about a descendent of captain Nemo and how he made this ship that survived so long with a bunch of crazy tech

what if captain Nemo was a son of Hephaestus that fell in love with a son or daughter of Poseidon

Also yes I did check the dates and the book 20,000 leagues is set in 1866 so say this happened a while before the book there would be no promise for the big three not to have kids so it’s works

Woke and bespoke are the correct answers

Broke: Batman has the most complex passwords imaginable because he’s paranoid that a supervillain will infiltrate his tech or the batcave and steal sensitive information.

Woke: Bruce has the most complex passwords imaginable because his kids won’t stop hacking into the bat computer so they can throw themselves into even more danger unsupervised.

Bespoke: Bruce has the most complex passwords imaginable because he’s personal friends with literally half of the rogues gallery, and they keep fucking changing his wallpaper every time they come over for game night.

He’s to straight it’s suspicious

im gonna be honest

just don't understand how so many people shipp Jason with any other guy (Leo principally)

he is literally the STRAIGHTEST character of riordanverse

Going to concerts as a devotion to Apollo

Love the implication that Medda tops because that’s so true

that one scene in the bowery

Please do

lemme spoil you but I just pull out my entire newsies, the outsiders, west side story, & illinoise collection

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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week