Awesome

I...I think I just saw an add for baseball with an Ado song in the background...

My little sister started reading my story with a creepy villain and she came over to me to talk about the story and went:

"I don't know how long it takes for a body to decompose, bUt-"

I'm going to write a book and make it really good and the story amazing and everyone will love it and then I'll write the sequel where everything will be gay and I'll piss off all the straights and I will grow powerful

Nimona arguing with a child

Kid: Oh yeah?! Well your mom's gay!

Nimona: Mwhahahah! MWHAHAHAHA! BEHOLD!

*gestures to Ballister and Ambrosius holding hands*

Am I in a listen to comfort music form of sadness? Or am I in listen to sad music to fester my growing self-hatred? Only time will tell.

I have two ways I treat my blorbo's

I will write a fic and give you all the love you've never experienced

vs

I will write a fic and give you so much pain you'll wish you were back in the og story

I'm waiting for the time when I can finally tell people jellyfish reproduce asexually

Mistuba: I've never had a valentine before.

Kou: I'll be your valentine.

Mistuba: Ew, gay,

Me when someone asks about my characters:

PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX???? DESIRE IT???

I HAVE NEVER ONCE IN MY LIFE DESIRED SEX I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS REAL

WAIT A MINUTE

YOU MEAN PEOPLE JUST GET HORNY?! LIKE, YOU COULD JUST GO: "Man, I'm horny." AND NEED TO DEAL WITH IT????

THAT'S A THING???? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW IT WORKS TO ME