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7 months ago

Read this my bestie boo made this

OLD FRIENDS.

Warnings!!: Drinking, smoking, kissing, fem!reader.

Comments: this is baced off the chat in one of their streams when someone said they got their back blown out in fresh love

 OLD FRIENDS.

You and Chris had been friends for ages practically since birth,yeah you know you’ve thought of him as a brother but you know you’ve always had something for him even if you didn’t want to admit it.

After Chris alongside, his brothers Nick and Matt became famous on YouTube you guys parted ways a bit and never really speak anymore. Until you got invited to your really popular friend Lola’s, New Year’s party you couldn’t say no so you agreed to go. The party started at 9 and it was 8 so you got ready you didn’t expect to see any old friends.

So you did your makeup very sultry and put on a skimpy black mini skirt with a black croppped tank top. You had ‘stole’ a sweatshirt from one of your friends it had FRESH LOVE, plastered on the front of it you knew it sounded familiar but shrugged it off. You put on your black mini healed boots and zipped them up before Lola texted.

Lola: you on your way yet?

You: just finished getting ready be there in ten

Lola: Alr see you

You got up and walked out your door heading to Lola’s house which was only like a block away, she had a fairly big White House you knock on the door as she pulls you in looking around you see a bunch of people, guess the party started early…

Lola looked at you before speaking, “you ready to get absolutely hammered!” You weren’t much of a drinker,alcohol always made you do things you always regretted but you figured since you didn’t know anyone “sure fuck it” you replied.

Lola leaded you over to the kitchen where all the drinks were, you took off your FRESH LOVE sweatshirt and tied it around your waist the logo around your ass perfectly. Lola poured you and herself four shot of Hennessy,two for each, “ready?” Lola asked you nod in response. You both threw your shots back. It stung your throat on the way down you weren’t the best drinker but not the worst either.

You both threw back the other one and sighed before looking at each others scrunched faces and laughed. “Okay a few more-“ you say as you slowly feel the slightest effect of the shots you took. You both continue to drink before you had about 7 shots.

After a bit you guys both danced around the party without a care the music flowing through the house. you guys stumbled into the kitchen for some more shots and then danced again before Lola needed to throw up, you helped her into the bathroom and held her hair as she leaned over the toilet bowl throwing up.

Once she finished you helped her up and cleaned off and fixed her makeup. before helping to to the kitchen getting a cup of water for her to drink shs let out a small but appreciative “thank you” before drinking it. we sat down at the table for about 15 minutes, before she got up.

Lola turned to you “thank you I think I’m gonna go out back for bit okay? I’ll find you when I’m back.” You smiled and nodded in response before she disappeared into the crowd. You pull a joint out of your bra lighting it and started smoking it, you definitely preferred smoking over drinking in the long run.

You decided to go to the living room you stumbled up and got a bit lost before slowly finding your way through the crowds of people. As you walked into view into the living room you put out your joint putting it back in your bra.” As you bumped into someone you quickly mumbled a “I’m so sorry-!” Before you looked up seeing a familiar face.

Your eyes widen before you could speak he started “Valarie?” Chris asked. Fuck. You were drunk and now high you were in no shape to talk to your ex best friend “h-hey Chris-“ you manage to get through your drunken lips. “Long time no see” he said looking you up and down checking you out, he had never been subtle you knew that much. “Yeah.” You replied “your wearing my brand you know that right?”.

Your face showed a look of confusion before you looked at the sweatshirt. Fuck. You knew it sounded familiar “yeah it’s my friends-“ Chris cut you off quickly “looks good on you.” He said before taking a swig of his beer. “thanks-“ you mumbled in response you can’t help but feel your face heat up. You haven’t seen him in years and plus he left you when he got famous you knew you shouldn’t feel this way.

You looked up at his sapphire blue eyes through your own drunken ones, he looked back down at you before he got that usual smile he gets when he has a bad idea Somthing you remembered from your childhood. “Sorry I couldn’t hear that, ma.” He said getting a bit closer. “I said thank you.” You replied looking away feeling your face heat up more you could just blame it on the Hennessy but you felt something in between your legs heat up.

He didn’t break eye contact as he grabbed your chin pulling you face to look at him “why you lookin away, hm?” He said, you looked up “sorry-“ he cut you off “no I asked why. not to apologize, oh ma don’t say I got you all flustered after all theres years, OLD FRIEND.”

You couldn’t speak how did he still have this power over you even after all these years. His gaze lingered over your lips longer then necessary, “what if I do something would you stop me huh? Answer me baby speak to me when I’m talking to you.”. You gave up quicker then you’d like to admit the alcohol probably helped as well “n-no I would stop you.”

He pulled you closer mashing your lips together into a slow, messy, passionate kiss he carefully picked you up. You wrap your legs around his waist you could feel the growing need between your legs being this close to him was heavenly. He took you upstairs into one of the empty rooms and locked the door he broke the kiss laying you down on the bed kissing doen your neck and jawline.

Part two of OLDFRIENDS soon!

(First fanfic let me know how to improve please!🙏)

8 months ago

Meeting and Dating AJ

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(My gif)(Requested by anonymous)

(The meeting scenario and confession is pretty much the same as the movie but don’t you want that for yourself anyway?)

- You met AJ when you got a job at the Empire. He thought you were pretty the minute he saw you but it took him a while to think about you in a romantic sense, and afterwards acknowledge that he was in love with you.

- The two of you; and the rest of the employees, became friends. He was always sweet and helping you whenever you needed it; and not to mention handsome, so it was only a matter of time before you started to have feelings for him. He had a crush on you for about a year before he decided that he just had to tell you.

- Since AJ is a nervous wreck about the entire thing, he tells just about everyone else before he tells you; though pretty much everyone already knows about his feelings for you.

- As much as you like your coworkers and the break room, you tend to take your break up on the roof which is where you stumble across AJ. He nervously asks what you’re “doing up here” as though he doesn’t know that you always go up there.

- And so, he finally brings himself to confess, rambling on about how it’s a good thing your there and that there’s something he’s been meaning to tell you.

- He recounts a few different memories: your two minute talks when you first got hired that were the highlight of his day, that time he spent an hour consoling you outside the bathroom door after your life felt like it was crashing down around you, that skirt of yours that he absolutely hates that you wore the day Gina got dumped.

- You sit in disbelief and shock for a few tense moments before you can finally get a grasp of your tongue to speak.

- All you can manage to say is “what” and he repeats himself, telling you that he’s “in love with you”. This time you just say “oh AJ” and pull him into your arms, overwhelmed with emotion as he wraps himself around you.

- He laughs shakily, his nerves bubbling in his throat and relief beginning to set in. He presses his cheek to your head for a long while before he hesitantly asks if he can kiss you and you laugh, sniffling happily and telling him that that’s all you want right now.

- He leans down and presses his lips to yours, purposefully slow, savoring the moment as warmth fills your body. When he pulls away, he can’t help but smile, pressing his forehead against yours as both your eyes close.

- You stand there for a minute before he speaks, asking if you can do him a favor. You ask him “what?” and he asks if you can tell him that you love him, a request you happily fill.

- AJ’s always touching and kissing you, he just can’t help it, he absolutely adores you.

- Handholding. He likes running his thumb along your knuckles whenever you do.

- Hugs from behind.

- His arm around your waist/shoulders constantly.

- Soft, loving kisses.

- Being dipped into kisses.

- Brushing his hair out of his face, usually before you kiss him.

- Pressing your foreheads together.

- Romantic makeouts.

- I’m sorry but it has to be said: AJ likes being dominated by girls. Push him around, grab his face, take charge and he’s about ready to get down on his knees and worship you. You’ll have him wrapped around your finger.

- Teasing each other. He likes being able to fluster and playfully annoy you.

- Catching him watching you with adoring looks. He just gives you a bit of a shy smile whenever you catch him.

- Locking eyes whenever something is happening. The two of you can practically full on communicate with different looks and facial expressions at this point.

- He loves pet/nick names? He likes them in general but he especially likes the fact that they’re pretty much only reserved for him and that they’re a sort of special thing between the two of you. He’s called you just about every pet name at some point.

- Tons of compliments. He’s always calling you beautiful, telling you when you’ve done great job, etc.

- Please tell him that he’s special and handsome and that he deserves the world. He needs to hear it and the look he gives you whenever you do is completely worth it.

- He’s practically got an entire sketchbook dedicated to his drawings of you. He’s just about got your face memorized, down to every beauty mark and crease.

- Photoshoots. He probably made a scrap book of your relationship with all the pictures he has of the two of you.

- He’s got specific memories about you and your relationship that even you’ve partially forgotten about, so when he brings them up, you always get that warm, fuzzy feeling inside, realizing just how much you mean to him.

- Promise rings.

- I’m convinced he’s gotten you a charm bracelet for your birthday and every once in a while he’ll surprise you with some kind of meaningful charm.

- Wearing his sweater.

- You’re allowed to paint his nails …just this once.

- Cooking/baking together.

- Beach dates.

- Carnivals and amusement parks.

- Painting pottery at one of those little shops.

- Art museum dates.

- Crashing at his place after spending long nights together.

- He’s got a drawer emptied out for you in his dresser and he always smiles when he’s reminded that it’s there/sees you pulling something out of it/putting something in it.

- On your period? Meet the best boyfriend you’ll ever have! He’ll run out and get you whatever you want, cuddle you for hours, whatever you need baby, he’s got it!

- AJ is a cuddling addict. He could spend hours with you wrapped up in his arms, listening to your quiet breathing with his eyes peacefully closed. It’s cathartic for him.

- Dancing together.

- Hanging out on the roof of the Empire.

- Chivalry: he’s always opening doors for you and helping you down steps, etc. He likes being the gentleman.

- He always wants to make sure you’re okay and take care of you, even if you really don’t need him to. He’s relentless when trying to figure out what’s wrong and is the worst at letting things like that go.

- It’s a good thing he’s good at comforting you because with all that buildup, you’d probably have to kill him if he couldn’t.

- That being said, even if you don’t tell him, he’ll eventually be able to piece things together and will usually go to hug you the next time he sees you or admit that he knows and ask if you want to talk about it. He’ll finally let it go if you really don’t want to.

- Since AJ has pined after you for so long, now that he has you, the thought of you with someone else tears him apart. So yeah, he has a habit of getting jealous though it’s usually when he has a legitimate reason to be. The thing is, he has a bad habit of trying to make you jealous when he’s jealous.

- AJ’s extremely protective of you; he’s probably fought someone in your honor before. He just can’t help but get angry knowing that they’ve hurt you; whether intentionally or not.

- The two of you don’t really fight all too often, though you do have arguments every now and again. He’ll usually stay pretty calm; usually trying to hide just how upset he is, but depending on the situation, he’ll either give you space when you ask or just not let it go until you talk to him about everything.

- He tries but always fails at the silent treatment while he can’t stand when you give it to him. He’ll always periodically come up to you and see if you’re ready to talk or try to apologize to you while you ignore him, though you usually can’t keep doing it when you hear him tell you he’s sorry.

- Tons of I love yous. He knows he does so why shouldn’t he say it?

- He plans his future around yours. He knows that you’re the one and is ready to spend the rest of his life with you. He’s practically already planning the wedding.

1 year ago

Fr I'd take that in a heart beat

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5 months ago

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8 months ago

“I can fix him”

Why would I fix him when I can fuck him

3 months ago

Unconditionally.

Benny weir x fem!reader implied smut

Unconditionally.

Implied Smut‼️ DNI if your under 18, or do I can’t stop you.

— summary; what much could happen on a late rainy night when you’re best friend is impatient to see you again?

— A/N; don’t ask where I keep getting my voluptuous gifs from 🤭 this was requested by @jeffreystanberg theres a bit of fluff at the start then I dive straight into smut ruthlessly

Unconditionally.

You were currently situated upstairs in your cozy bedroom, having made yourself a habitat of comfort to hide away from the eerie fall night weather and bit by bit your science homework was eating at you mentally and you felt exhaustion and immense boredom creep up on you, in nights like these you’d wish your parents were actually home; that way you’d have company from the Silence of the house and the occasional fire alarm beep, why did it always do that?

No one really knows and you certainly weren’t exceptionally perky enough tonight to try figure out the never ending beep, but what you were able to do was figure out what was that damn banging noise was coming from your windows, because maybe it was the slasher you had watched earlier in honour of Halloween coming up making you think you might come face to face with Freddy Krueger himself and that maybe you did pass out from exhaustion after all but before you overreacted too much you stepped up out of your comfort zone to figure it out.

Having looked out your window which was ever so slightly difficult to see out from due to the none-stop raindrops hitting the glass that adorned your house’s exterior you saw nothing, so you pulled up your window and peeked your head out from inside your room to see whatever gloomy bastard was throwing rocks and your window, and oh, would you look at that,

It was your favourite bastard, Benny.

There he stood, at 10 pm and utterly drenched and instead of going through the front door once he got your attention he climbed up to you instead, causing an internal frown to grow inside of you worrisome if he may trip. “Benny? What’re you doing outside my house at this hour? A-And you’re soaked!” You exclaimed. “I wanted to come see you” he replied once he was now on your roof, still not having come inside yet but wanting to as his impatience prevailed “now can I please come in?”

“Right yeah of course, here let me grab you a towel.” You said as you hurried to your bathroom, hearing him stumble inside from afar. You returned and handed it to him “you’re shivering Bens’ you should’ve called me before heading over if I would’ve known I would’ve drove you could get sick” well, drove in your learners license but who cares at this hour of the night?! What’s the possibility of meeting some stern officer-hackett-type this late?

“It doesn’t matter, cause I’m here now” Benny said, running the towel through his now damp-state hair, man he looked so damn gorgeous right now.. ‘do you think it would over-step the best friend code to go up and play with his hair whilst I kiss him or is that a bit too much? ‘ I thought, I’d never tel him that tho, Then again I never really told Benny at all about my feeling for him that bloomed ever since 6th grade. I never thought those feelings would ever reciprocate, I mean yeah sometimes Benny can be a huge flirt but I don’t see it any difference between me and a passerby girl who just happen to be on the same sidewalk as Benny.

“Can I ask why did you come over? Not that I’m not glad you did or anything heaven knows the house is too damn quiet tonight for my liking” you laughed a bit at your own awkward rambling. “I wanted to talk you about something.” He said pressing his lips into a firm line as he threw the towel on top of my bed, something was definitely off. Benny didn’t make a single sly remark once he came here and trust me; many offers of teasing was on the table. Yet here he was, standing In from of your with his brows narrowed, hands buried deep in his pockets and outwards

“And why couldn’t this wait ‘till we see each other at school? I mean-“ I was cut off “because this cant wait I cant wait, y/n. ‘Cause I’m done waiting. I’m done waiting for the perfect or right time it’s so stupid I just wanna say how I feel!” You’re stunned, your mind racing and having quite the few of ideas as of what, but you’re silent. You’re waiting for him to continue, to speak to say something, anything! And yet he’s still waiting for confirmation from me if he overstepped any boundaries by the sudden outburst of emotion.

“Then by all means speak” I reply, edging him to continue, was there such thing of verbal teasing? “ I’ve known this for awhile about myself but never spoke up on because I was too afraid of the outcome but it’s getting really hard to hide it and just can’t control myself anymore so I’m just gonna come out and say it.” I nod, as a way for him to continue his buildup to his confession.

“Y/n, I like you, and not just in a best friend way god no. I like you way more than that; and I think about you a lot. And I cant seem to stop it, at first I thought it was because of how much I stare at that beautiful smile when you laugh because I made you with what I said, Or i thought I was because of how much I love when you smile at something cheesy at your nose wiggles like a cute little bunny or even that your lips started to look too soft and I that I imagined what it felt like to touch them or even kiss them but now I realise it’s not how I love something about you it’s because I love you.”

I was utterly and completely stunned, was what he had said true? Or am I imaging like first thought with my whole Freddy Krueger theory. Whatever it was I couldn’t believe it these were the thoughts I was thinking of him quite daily and he just said everything my heart welled for, I think I just might start crying. I opened my mouth a few times to speak but I couldn’t seem to get the words out, instead it opted to me looking like a fish.

He just said he loved me. “I-I don’t know what to say.” I started, but before he got a chance to reply I spoke again “expect i love you too Benny, for quite some time now actually I can’t believe you didn’t notice actually I know for a fact I’m not sly” you laughed a bit, causing him to finally smile adoringly at you “i- really?” He replied a bit shocked “yeah! you have no idea how long I was waiting for you to say something or show any confirmation that you felt the same way back”

“No idea huh? Well you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to do this” he leaned in suddenly and kissed me and I kissed him right back, but it wasn’t something of a passionate kiss, although there was much passion in the moment and works he spoke this was different, he was needy and rough, it’s like he couldn’t get close enough.

This kiss was heated, with a spark shooting straight down to my inner thighs and up, the butterflies in stomach migrating to my lower abdomen area. He broke the kiss momentarily and I leaned my forehead against his, panting for the air my lungs were screaming to gain just seconds ago. I looked into Benny’s emerald eyes that were oh so mesmerising, if this was dream, please for the love of god never wake me up.

Benny placed his hand on top of mine which was situated on his chest, then he guided it lower, heat rising to my cheeks and the tips of my ears. “do you feel what you’re doing to me, bunny?” Benny said, he’s voice strained almost. I gulp, he placed my hand on his clothed strained erection, the one he was hiding when he came in. I look down feeling my mouth water despite the fact I’ve never felt this way ever before for anyone. He places my chin between his thumb and pointer finger “ ‘gonna help me?” I nod feverishly at the brunette who stood very close before me, my eyes falling on his swollen glistening lips, he grinned like Cheshire Cat “good girl.”

Yeah, something tells me it’s not gonna be so quiet anymore in this house.

Unconditionally.

HAHA GET COCKBLOCKED B!TCHESSS you thought I was gonna write the smut here huh? Okay okay I’m just playing around, I might continue this if anyone wants it but I just never did fluff before so I wanted this as the first, even though i know you asked for it I still hope this is what you expected 🫶🏻 @jeffreystanberg

Please check my master list for more Benny one shots if you enjoyed this one

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I wanted to do it so badly so i did it.

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I Just Know They Hit That One Spot. Every Time. Each Thrust.
I Just Know They Hit That One Spot. Every Time. Each Thrust.
I Just Know They Hit That One Spot. Every Time. Each Thrust.
I Just Know They Hit That One Spot. Every Time. Each Thrust.
I Just Know They Hit That One Spot. Every Time. Each Thrust.
I Just Know They Hit That One Spot. Every Time. Each Thrust.

i just know they hit that one spot. every time. each thrust.

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