Regulus Headcanon:

Please for the love of everything holy and unholy think of a better conspiracy theory than the Meg still existing. Believe in ghost or aliens or that whatever famous celebrity is dead for all I care. BUT THE MEG IS EXTINCT AND HAS BEEN FOR AWHILE

oh my gosh you have GOT to be more inclusive for gn / male!readers. if you tag your fic as gender neutral but use “princess” or any feminine terms i hate you

Where the marauders would live in America

James- 45 ish minutes out of Los Angeles. Which way? Not toward the ocean idk i've only been to Los Angeles once. He would have grown up in the hills/ mountains with the whole world as his backyard. Once he got older he moved around a lot to get new experiences and learn more. Every placed he lived he loved and he eventually settled down to live near his friends however nothing could stop him from going to his childhood home every year.

Sirius- Washington DC. But he only technically lived there. His family would be the type to disappear for the summer to their summer home, and he was definitely sent to a boarding school. And all the other holidays his family would vacation at their property in up state New York. He moved out as soon as possible and probably moved to New York City or a bigger city on the west coast. He would never in a million years go to any of the places he lived as a child.

Peter- Connecticut. I've only every driven through there and it makes so much sense for him but weirdly. His parents were definitely the type who commuted into New York City. He lived in a smaller upper middle class town with weird street names that had no life. However, he would not move out if he had ANY say in the matter. It was home to him :)

Remus- He grew up in Appalachian Pennsylvania (idk if that the best way to say that) on the west side of the mountains. Probably lived in some old tiny house with a long dirt drive way in the middle of nowhere. The winters fostered his love for reading as he never like going through the pain of dressing warm. His town pained him, as it was the only place he would ever feel truly comfortable and at home in but once he graduated high school he also felt restricted by the confines. After graduating he moved to Seattle to try and see if it would go away but it would never did. There was always a part of him that wanted to go back and escape but he had grown to much and no longer fit in the walls of his home.

Anyway those are my hc. I've lived in the US for my entire life and thought I might as well do this. I have hc for were other characters would live if anyone would like to see those? I would also love to see yalls ideas

in a constant state of suffering knowing that i'll never be as cool as sirius black

Sirius, coming out: I don’t like women.

James, gasping: You’re a misogynist?!

Bakugou is such a messy bitch for drama, like you could be chilling in your room and he’s busting open the door with the wildest look on his face before stomping over and throwing himself full force on the bed.

He takes 10000% pleasure when you nearly start screaming after you find out a particular class president has a condom in his wallet.

This site has been going around Twitter trans accounts quite a bit lately, so just pointing out here too that it'll do fuck all, they're exploiting trans people at a time when hrt is particularly hard to access and please don't give them your money

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

A elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.

First she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.

"Walmart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Walmart?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters will visit me twice a week."