Well Damn-

Mann idk if I have a dirty mind or if I have trauma, but Jesus Christ the fear I felt because I misinterpreted something was too real

..oh my god

Every time I watch a CM episode where Spencer is chasing after someone, looking badass with his long hair and a gun and a bulletproof vest, I can’t stop looking at his ankles. Like, boy, you’re wearing a pink sock on one foot and a green sock on the other.

I just finished the PS4 Spider-Man and let me just say….tears. I’m far too sensitive over fictional characters-

10/10 would definitely recommend

Oh pls pls pls pls pls

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

“Oh I’ll tickle you alright”

POV: Peter 2 teaching Peter 1 how to fight better

(This Unus Annus clip just reminded me of em, also apologies for poor video quality)

BRING THEM BACKKKK

I..never knew I liked this ship…until now…what have you done…..I lowkey like Burt more than wjsjsidbd

oh no! mistledrone! anyways.

10/10 would Reid again

Blush (Reid Request)

Request: Post prison Reid goes to his shy girlfriend’s house and finds a sex toy in her sock drawer, and Spencer confronts her for it because she would never usually own something like that. And it gets smutty. I just thought it would have been funny. A/N: You said funny, but other horny folks and I said rough sex. So, I hope you still enjoy it! Also, soft moment at the end because I am a sucker for aftercare. Couple: Spencer Reid/Fem!Reader 
 Category: Smut (NSFW, 18+ ONLY) Content Warning: penetrative sex, oral sex (female receiving), sex toy (vibrator, female receiving), fingering, overstimulation, Dom/Sub dynamic, jealousy, unprotected sex/creampie, multiple orgasms, crying during sex, soft degradation, brief implied Dom Drop and aftercare scene included Word Count: 6.1k

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The worst part about my job wasn’t the late nights — you get used to those pretty quickly. The problem was that I never got any warning for when they were about to happen, which meant that all of my plans were tentative at best. Half the time I didn’t even bother writing them down, knowing that I probably wouldn’t be able to make it, anyway.  

Luckily for me, my boyfriend was a very stubborn and persistent person, so he would usually wait up for me when we did have plans. Unfortunately for both of us, though, things had been… different… lately. It had only been a few weeks since he got out of prison, and the shift back to normal had been hard, to say the least. So, I figured the least I could do for the time being was to make a note of when I was supposed to see him so that he wouldn’t be left waiting for me.

This is all to say that when I came home from work that night, there was no reason for me to believe there would be someone else in my apartment. And yet, as I turned the corner into my room, I was confronted with the sight of a person sitting in the dark on my bed.

“Spencer!” I squeaked, practically jumping in the air and clutching my chest.

“Hey there, bunny,” Spencer cooed, tilting his head as his eyes scanned over my uniform. If I hadn’t known any better, I would have thought he was looking for something on them; a sign to prove that I hadn’t actually been at work.

“Someone’s been out late.”

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