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My brain having fic ideas is like catching your pet eating something.
Me: What’s that in your mouth? Spit it out right now
Brain: *Chews faster*
Me: *prying jaws open* that better not be another fake dating au. I’m still cleaning up the mess from the last one
My god this is dangerous
ticklish palms
a concept
Tickle gloves that are super fluffy on the inside and once someone wears them, the gloves cuff onto your wrists so you can’t take them off no matter how much you try to pull or shake them off. The fluffy feathers inside them continue to gently trace along your palms while you’re unable to do anything about it.
A concept.
Asking for a friend, do you know any girls ( or nonbinary) (she prefer girls or ya know, she/they tho) that you know and live close by (East Texas) her type is tall(over 5'5), thicc, black, more masculine, a German shepherd or boxer type human ya know over protective nice to them but mean to everyone else and a little mean to her jokingly, kinky, NO homophobic parents!, LOYAL, understanding, patient, willing to try new things, honest, funny, makes her feel comfortable to be herself, oh and definitely older than her so 14-15, atlest somewhat enjoys what she like or is willing to give it a try,... just the usual. So if you do, DM ME! Thanks 😌
So. Fucking. Cute.
MAY I PRESENT…
Yes I spent 20 minutes on this and it was all worth it :) his laugh’s so friggin cute I CANT 😭😭 it’s wheezy and also squeaky and?? Idk I love it okay??
@lemonyscented thanks 4 this
bonus:
Bro wait I just learned this what
Well then, this suprised me I shall say
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10/10 just SHEBDHBR
The Worst Day at Work Ever
Chica visits the daycare for a Special Glamrock Meetup!™ with the Daycare Kids and she uses it ta her advantage. Pairing up with the Angry Child from sun kiss (who is still mad at you btw) they make your life a nightmare.
this was originally gonna b a comic but then i realized with audio it makes the joke 10x funnier
Oh my GOD
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters: Morgan/Reid
Summary: While apart during a case Morgan tells Reid over the phone exactly how he’d tickle him if he was there.
A/N: Loosely part of the universe that this fic takes place in, but can be read independently. Thanks so much for the love on that fic btw! I might be adding more parts to this ‘verse as time goes on, so feel free to request anything you want to see! I already have some ideas of my own.
Warnings: Not really anything graphic, but kind of sexual undertones if you squint. Also tickle kinks, but it’s pretty tame and not really discussed in this one.
Words: 1.5k
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“Pretty boy.”
Spencer breathed out a sigh of relief and gripped the phone tighter. “Hi.”
“Hi.” He could hear the smile in Derek’s voice. “How you holding up?”
“Well, I haven’t had a fever since yesterday morning.”
“Why do you sound so grumpy about that?”
“It means I could’ve come with.”
“Spence.” He was rummaging through something, possibly his bag. The first time they’d been forced to share a room during a case Spencer had been surprised by how organized Derek was. Everything was exactly in its place. Well, until the things actually left the bag, that is. “We weren’t gonna bring you with us when you were sick.”
“But at that point I had already been sick for three days, and the likelihood of it continuing for longer than another couple of days was very low, which I told you about-”
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