Gays Have One Of Two Relationships With Bugs:

Derogatory pepperoni.

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

TICKLE TENT! TICKLE TENT! TICKLE TENT! TICKLE TENT!!!

okay but the thought of going camping with a switch/ler and sneaky hands sliding into your sleeping bag or being zipped up in one with them and tickled with nowhere to go but then if you do get out of the sleeping bag to run away you'd still have to fumble with the zippers of the tent with them still coming after you making it impossible and you're just playfully trapped in your little tickle tent HALP

10/10 would Reid again

Blush (Reid Request)

Request: Post prison Reid goes to his shy girlfriend’s house and finds a sex toy in her sock drawer, and Spencer confronts her for it because she would never usually own something like that. And it gets smutty. I just thought it would have been funny. A/N: You said funny, but other horny folks and I said rough sex. So, I hope you still enjoy it! Also, soft moment at the end because I am a sucker for aftercare. Couple: Spencer Reid/Fem!Reader 
 Category: Smut (NSFW, 18+ ONLY) Content Warning: penetrative sex, oral sex (female receiving), sex toy (vibrator, female receiving), fingering, overstimulation, Dom/Sub dynamic, jealousy, unprotected sex/creampie, multiple orgasms, crying during sex, soft degradation, brief implied Dom Drop and aftercare scene included Word Count: 6.1k

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The worst part about my job wasn’t the late nights — you get used to those pretty quickly. The problem was that I never got any warning for when they were about to happen, which meant that all of my plans were tentative at best. Half the time I didn’t even bother writing them down, knowing that I probably wouldn’t be able to make it, anyway.  

Luckily for me, my boyfriend was a very stubborn and persistent person, so he would usually wait up for me when we did have plans. Unfortunately for both of us, though, things had been… different… lately. It had only been a few weeks since he got out of prison, and the shift back to normal had been hard, to say the least. So, I figured the least I could do for the time being was to make a note of when I was supposed to see him so that he wouldn’t be left waiting for me.

This is all to say that when I came home from work that night, there was no reason for me to believe there would be someone else in my apartment. And yet, as I turned the corner into my room, I was confronted with the sight of a person sitting in the dark on my bed.

“Spencer!” I squeaked, practically jumping in the air and clutching my chest.

“Hey there, bunny,” Spencer cooed, tilting his head as his eyes scanned over my uniform. If I hadn’t known any better, I would have thought he was looking for something on them; a sign to prove that I hadn’t actually been at work.

“Someone’s been out late.”

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cute t-word things that make my heart go asdfgkjagah:

When the ler has long nails and sloowwllyy spider them up ur sides or back, teasing u until you can’t stop giggling

“Awww, is someone a little ticklish?”

When there’s two lers and ur the lee and one of them restrains you so the other one can w r e c k you without any fighting back

compliments!!!! 

“You’re doing amazing, you look so cute like that~” “don’t cover your mouth, I want to see that beautiful smile!”

Forcing you to say that you enjoy it, or making it paaiinfullly obvious

“Stohohahahp!” “Awe really? But I thought you looveedd this~ you were practically begging for it, cutie.” 

When the ler points out how blushy or flustered you are

Dropping the t-word into casual conversations just to watch you squirm

Light, playful t-words when you’re cuddled up on the couch. Tracing their nails and fingers along your side or back, just enough to make u giggle a lil but u feel so relaxed and loved

Having a hard day and coming home to someone who’s in a ler mood and will make you forget alllll about your stress!

Wearing crop tops or shorts and stretching in front of someone (not because i crave it or anything nope its just hot and im stretchin-)

When youre tired from laughing so you try to push away your lers arms as a reflex but you dont have the energy (and u dont want it to stop anyways) so youre just kinda,,, holding their hands while they destroy you

When you’ve been being a little shit and your ler gives you The Look 

Cuddles, blankets, and a movie as aftercare <3

BRING THEM BACKKKK

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This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

Here ya go ig-

Hello yes there’s an among us picrew and I’m love

Picrew

among us sona maker!｜Picrew

MAKE YOURSELF IN AMONG US !!!!!!!!!! GO HAM (MAJOR WORK IN PROGRESS ATM!)

Me and my sons

Alexander: *pours salt in coffee and brings it to Washington as a dare* Drink this.

Washington: Oh uh, thanks.

Washington: *drinks the whole cup*

Alexander, nervously: Uh, didn’t it…taste weird to you?

Washington: Yeah, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, so I drank it all.

Alexander, tearing up: O-Oh, okay.

Love, it’s a lovely thing

What a fool he is, they got the charm to make EVERYONE fall in love >:) @crazy-obsessed-enby