“ Hey, Cap! Oh Man, It’s Still So Crazy That I Can Just, Like, Come Up To You And Be Like ‘hey

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

Adrian saw how much Rose loved her Russian himbo damsel who needed constant saving and thought to himself, I know, I'll make Sydney realise she loves me by being a useless himbo and act like I need saving from my own driving skills

"You bought a car you can't drive?!"

"Oh, no. I can drive it."

"So...you're gonna drive her around in it? I mean, it could work. She was practically salivating in Russia over-"

"Don't talk about her like that."

Rose blinking. "Over the car, Adrian."

"Right. But no, I'm going to get her to teach ne how to drive it."

"I'm lost."

"She can't resist a sexy car. Especially if I'm in it. And teaching someone something? I've checked all the nerd boxes. This is my best idea yet."

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Tbh I think my favourite moment between the Chaotic Duo may just be when Adrian quits self defence. When Rose finds out, the phone goes silent. Rose is laughing so hard that she's wheezing. Laughing so hard that she's silent, tears running down her face and body shaking. When she finally catches her breath, Adrian hears wheezing into the phone. "You-had- to-"

"Shut up."

"Because if she- touched you-"

"It's not funny."

"SIMP."

Damian: What do we want?

Teen Titans: Pizza!

Damian: When do we want it?

Teen Titans: Pizza!

✨And that’s how their confession went✨

The second time the universe breaks Dick Grayson’s heart.

Grandpa must’ve caused a scene at the bingo. His hubbae is here to b@il him out.

Insp

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier incorrect 7

summary of the harry potter series

my heart 🥺