Masterlist

Eunoia // Masterlist

eunoia (noun): beautiful thinking, the possession of a well-balanced mind, which exhibits goodwill and kindness

Pairings: Hybrid! BTS x reader

Summary: You are a world famous director and you have dedicated your life to your job.You have everything you could ever dream of; wealth, recognision, talent, your friends and family. But loneliness ins’t cured by success. So what happens when you somehow rescue seven hybrids? Can they fill the void?

Genre: Angst, fluff, hurt/comfort, eventual smut

Warnings: past abuse, past sexual abuse

Part I

✧ Chapter 1

✧ Chapter 2

✧ Chapter 3

✧ Chapter 4

✧ Chapter 5

✧ Chapter 6

Part II

✧ Chapter 7

✧ Chapter 8

✧ Chapter 9

✧ Chapter 10

Part III

✧ Chapter 11

✧ Chapter 12

✧ Chapter 13

✧ Chapter 14

✧ Chapter 15

Part IV

✧ Chapter 16

✧ Chapter 17

✧ Chapter 18

Part V

✧ Chapter 19

✧ Chapter 20

✧ Chapter 21

✧ Chapter 22

✧ Chapter 23

just friends.

synopsis : in which two rivals are forced into working together, making them the ‘it’ couple of the modelling industry. trailer.

pairing : seonghwa x reader.

theme ( s ) : romcom, angst & smut.

word count : 36.7K

“y/n for donatella versace!”

you grab a sip of the coffee, the only thing keeping you awake from your intense jet lag from a flight from new york to milan for the fashion week.

“okay,” you’re stopped, eyes closing as the makeup artists do the very last second touch-ups on your face. “you’re closing the show off with donatella in the middle, gigi on the left and you on the right.”

“got it.”

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My Hogwarts House book recs

Okay, ever since some of my favorite booktubers made posts like these many a year ago, I always wanted to make a book rec list like this because I still genuinely do like the Hogwarts Houses. Enjoy!

Gryffindor

Graceling by Kristen Cashore - she walked so these new fantasy girlies could run, fantasy kingdom with assassin main character, the original ya high fantasy killer girlboss imo

A Game of Thrones by George RR Martin - all of the sympathetic leads are classic heroes (dany, jon, arya), adventure and politics and battle and dragons, nuanced outlooks on honor

The Nightingale by Kristin Hannah - ww2 novel, deals with the french resistance during the occupation, hit every spot in my cold black heart, emphasis on sisterhood and endurance

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen - what is bravery if not a broke woman telling a rich man to get a grip, og strong female lead overcoming many challenges, criticisms of polite society

Hufflepuff

Crave by Tracy Wolff - big on found family, paranormal romance shenanigans in a boarding school, somewhat satire, unserious and just very wholesome, steeped in nostalgia uwu

All My Rage by Sabaa Tahir - unapologetically written to heal and explore trauma, cathartic, wholesome and pure relationships, emphasis on self-growth and overcoming abuse and pain

The Stationery Shop by Marjan Kamali - historical, about the value of relationships in war and hardship, themes of growth and acceptance and promises, beautiful story

The Foxhole Court by Nora Sakavic - what happens when you let a bunch of mentally ill kids play a made up sport, angsty but feels like a big hug, contemporary fiction, just genius ok

Ravenclaw

The Atlas Six by Olivie Blake - very slytherclaw, philosophy and physics as the basis, dark academia urban fantasy, character-driven, multiple POVs, morally grey academics

Babel by RF Kuang - this book has been likened to a history textbook, by a nerd girlie for the nerd girlies, linguistics and languages, super well-researched, condemns colonization

Disorientation by Elain Hsieh Chou - witty and sharp narration and dialogue, set in academia and deals with east asian literature, satire and black comedy, explores racial fetishization

Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov - only a ravenclaw could appreciation its complexity, so many literary references, stylistically immaculate, lots of room to debate its message and themes

Slytherin

Vicious by VE Schwab - perfect moral quandaries demonstrated here, everyone is morally dark grey, supervillains, very angsty and also profound at times, dark academia

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde - my man makes a deal with the devil for eternal youth and beauty, everyone here is morally dubious, murder and orgies and philosophy

Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn - exhausted woman does what she needs to do, female rage book, does some interesting things with pov, justified evil, amy dunne is insane and it's great

Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao - tired chinese woman does what she needs to do and kills men, very unhinged queen behavior, ambition and god complexes, pacific rim but in china

I finally finished drawing my version of the ghouls unmasked!

Love the idea of their designs reflecting not only their elements, but their real life counterparts as well!

⛧Also a firm reminder not to upload this anywhere without my permission, and credit if you use it as a pfp or something similar!

bts drabbles masterlist 2

He Comes Home From Tour

A Valuable Patient Of Yours Dies

He’s Your First Boyfriend

He Drops The Lunch You Made For Him

Friends With Benefits

You’re Fearful Of Being Touched

Your Daughter’s First Day Of High School

He Calls You Clingy

Celebrating His Birthday

Baking Christmas Cookies Together

Watching A Pantomime Together

Crisis Talks

He Makes You Feel Bad About Your Weight

Cooking A Meal Together

Celebrating Your Anniversary 

He Forgets Date Night

You Break Up, But His Son Tries To Bring You Back Together (Part 2)

Helping Him When He Gets Embarrassed

You Feel Insecure About Your Weight

He Meets Your Parents

Seeing Him After Your Breakup

Headcanons:

Dating Jin Headcanon A-Z

He Asks You Out In College

You Write A Song Together

The Boys Visit Your Newborn For The First Time

Celebrating Their Daesang Award Win

Talking About The Future

You Suffer With Chronic Pain

Coffee Shop!AU

Helping Him To Tie His Tie

You Have Essential Tremors

Winter Mornings

You Think He Likes You But He Gets With A Different Girl

He Breaks Down From A Lack Of Sleep

Remembering When You First Met

Your Daughter Asks Him To Be Her Dad

You’re Admitted To Hospital, But You Don’t Tell Him

Giving Birth To Your First Child

Comforting You When You’re Feeling Low

He’s Scared You’ll Break Up With Him

Fans Are Rude To You At An Awards Ceremony

You Feel Insecure About Money

Surprising Him After Your Surgery

Taking Care Of His Diet

He Proposes

You Walk Out From An Argument

Cuddling You After An Argument

He Meets Your Daughter

Celebrating Your Anniversary

He Helps When You’re Feeling Homesick

He Calls You On Tour

He Calls You By His Ex’s Name

Celebrating Your Daughter’s First Birthday

Looking After Him When He’s Ill

He Comes Home But You Aren’t Around

He Wakes Up But You’re Not There

Exposing His Vulnerable Side To You

Telling Him You’re Pregnant After You Break Up

Attending A Christmas Lights Switch On Together

He Calls You Clingy

You Get Rejected From A Job Offer

Writing Letters For Him Whilst He’s On Tour

Love Letters

Looking After Him After A Long Day

Getting Lost In A Foreign City Together

Coming Home To You After A Long Day At College

You Pick Up On Each Other’s Habits

Helping Your Learn A BTS Routine

You Have A Breakdown From Stress

You’re Scared To Date Because Of The Fans

He Comes Home From Tour

He’s Your First Kiss

You Injure Yourself

You Give Birth To Twins

Looking After You When You’re Ill

Rainy Days

You’re A Tour Guide In A Museum

He Feels Insecure About His Talents

My Puerto Rican Princess

Writing A Song About Him

You Can’t Sleep At Night

Telling Him You’re Gay

Deciding Where You’ll Spend Christmas

You Fall Asleep Backstage Together

Decorating The Christmas Tree

Meeting At The United Nations

You Overhear Fans Being Rude About Him

Taking Care Of You On Your Period

He Comes Home Early From Tour

Taking Care Of Him When He’s Drunk

Looking After Him After A Long Shift ~ Doctor!Namjoon

Helping His Daughter With Her Homework

Simply Just Friends

He Surprises You On Your Birthday

Please Notice

He Takes Care Of You When You’re Ill ~ Doctor!AU

He Accuses You Of Being A Gold Digger

He’s Insecure About His Height

The Boys Find You Crying At A Movie

Telling Him You’re Pregnant After You Break Up

He’s Insecure About The Bond You Have With Your Child

He Gives You His Varsity Jacket ~ College!AU

Going On Your First Holiday Together

Cooking Italian For Him

Helping You With Your Chronic Pain

Your Parents Divorce

You Have A Fear Of Needles

Helping You Through A Hard Time

You Think He’s Cheating On You

He Takes Care Of You During Your Pregnancy

Helping You Cope Through A Stressful Time

Finding That His Hands Are Bigger Than Yours

You Can’t Fall Asleep Without Him

The Morning After The Night Before

Helping You Through A Panic Attack

Going Christmas Shopping Together

He Does Your Makeup

He Faints At The Studio

He Calls You In The Middle Of The Night After An Argument

Watching Christmas Movies Together

You Cheat On Him

He Invites You To Live With Him In Korea

Saying Goodbye At The Airport

Telling Him You’re Bisexual

Taking Your Daughter To Visit The Boys At The Studio

Helping Him With His Chronic Pain

Meeting The Boys For The First Time

Helping You Cope With Your Homesickness

Getting Your Daughter Ready For Kindergarten

Lover

He Feels Insecure About His Height

He Cheats On You

You Get Jealous

He Has A Panic Attack

Falling In Love With Taehyung’s Best Friend

He Meets Your Family

He Takes Care Of You When Your Cramps Are Bad

He Proposes To You

He Feels Insecure About Going Back On Tour

Seeing Him After Your Break Up

He Comforts You After A Breakup ~ Best Friend!Jimin

Filter

You Adopt A Cat

He Finds You Practicing Your Hula

You Cheer Him Up When He’s Down

Doing A Gucci Photoshoot Together

Taking A Trip To Paris Together

Treating Him On Date Night

Kissing On A Rollercoaster

Red Lipstick

Spending Time With Your Family At Christmas

Cosy Nights By The Fire

Taking His Son To Visit Him On Tour

Telling Your Son That You’re Pregnant

Celebrating His Birthday

He Proposes To You

Saying Goodbye At The Airport

Seeing Him After Your Break Up

Taking Your Bubbly Baby To The Studio

Your Child Has Down Syndrome

You Move Out Of His Home

Finding Out You Can’t Have Children

He Likes You, But You Are Already In A Relationship

You Join Him On A V Live

You Get Jealous

You Interrupt His V Live

You Accuse Him Of Cheating

He Introduces You To The Wooga Squad

He Forgets Date Night

You Overhear Fans Being Rude About Your Relationship

Showering Him With Affection When He Comes Home From Tour

Telling Him You’re Pregnant

You Bump Into Your Ex

Having A Fear Of The Airport Because Of Fans

He Says Something Hurtful In The Middle Of An Argument

He Draws Tattoos On You

Meeting On The Set Of A MV Shoot

You Suffer With Chronic Fatigue Syndrome

You Dye Your Hair

Making You Walk Home In The Rain

The Fans Find Out About Your Relationship

Red Lipstick

Taking Care Of You After Surgery

Showing You Around Korea

Helping Him To Shave In The Morning 

You Have A Secret Podcast Together

He Takes Your Virginity On Your Wedding Night

Helping You Through Pregnancy

Promise

Opening The First Door Of Your Advent Calendar

Arguing At Christmas

Going To A Christmas Market Together

Arguing With You Whilst Pregnant

Looking After Him After A Long Day

Writing Christmas Cards Together

He Gets Protective ~ Brother!Jungkook

Finding Out Your Young Daughter Is Pregnant

Exposure (Part 2)

Your Pet Dies

You Forget Date Night

Meeting The Boys For The First Time

Games Night

He Loses His Wedding Ring

Helping You Sleep Whilst Pregnant

Cuddling Him Back To Sleep

Meeting At A Karaoke Bar

Calling Him On Tour

Telling The Fans You’re Pregnant

He Calls You Annoying

He Gets Jealous

Taking Your Daughter To The Studio

He Finds You Skipping Meals

My Time

He Finds Out You’re Fluent In Korean

Telling Him Your Deaf

You Cook Together

Your Son Ignores His Korean Culture

He Gets Competitive During Games Night

You’re A Writer

Finding Out You Were A Bet

He Takes Your Child To The Studio, Not School

You’re Hesitant With Affection

He Has A Breakdown From Stress

You Discuss Having Children

He Finds Your Tattoos

You Suffer From Depersonalisation Disorder

Spending Time With His Young Family

He Cooks For Your Birthday

Vlogging Your Pregnancy During Lockdown

You Think He’s Cheating On You

Dating A British Girl

Tease

You’re In A Relationship, But He Confesses To You

He Convinces You To Take A Break From Your Studies

He Confesses To You

You Meet During Bon Voyage

He Encourages You To Eat On Your Birthday

He Sings A Song You Wrote On The Album

Headcanons:

Seasons with Jungkook Headcanon

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masterlist

Hi! Whenever you get time can I request hcs for what makes albedo, kazuha and diluc crazy flustered? Like, what makes them go char.exe has stopped working, and their whole face has flushed red.

Also, may I marry the how to fluster the chief alchemist fic pls?

<3

how to fluster them.

▸ includes . . . albedo. diluc ragnvindr. kaedehara kazuha.

▸ synopsis . . . you've managed to make ___ so incredibly flustered that he seems at a loss for words, a vibrant blush on his cheeks!

▸ warnings . . . gn! reader. mentions of marriage and children (kazuha's).

▸ ve's note . . . !! you may absolutely marry 'how to fluster the chief alchemist' hehe i hope i get invited to the wedding though! also thank u for the request it has my entire heart just flustering these cutie pies!! please enjoy!

♡ ៸៸ albedo ⸻

genuine affectionate words.

"i'm so in love with you," you mumble, eyes scanning over him as he simply eats some dinner- although now he's choking and you're much more alert than lovesick, sitting up and making sure he's okay after he stops choking and instead intakes some air. "a-are you okay?"

"i'm... i'm alright," he clears his throat, not meeting your gaze, an intense blush taking over his cheeks. "i just wasn't expecting your words, that's all." he eats some more food, not wanting to talk more on the matter however it's piqued your interest now.

"well, i mean it! i don't know how i managed to get so lucky- meeting you was hands down one of the best days of my life. i love you, albedo." albedo really can't process why and how you're managing to make his heart flutter so quickly, but he can't handle much more of it!

"i... i love you, too." he says in a quiet voice, glancing at you from the corner of his eye to see you smiling brightly. he hopes you know how much he means it, even if he can't express it as outwardly as you do.

staring lovingly at him whilst he works.

he could feel your eyes on him as he worked, so an intense gaze that he could barely focus. he glances at you before looking back at his work, before frowning as he stares at the painting. "is everything alright?" he finally asks, setting down the paintbrush and looking over at you fully- just why were you staring so intensely at him?

it isn't until he turns to look at you that he notices the loving look in your eyes. "sorry!" you chuckle and look away, "you just look really pretty when you're focused, i didn't realize i was staring." albedo's eyes widened a fraction, a shaky breath leaving him.

"ah, i see..." he quickly faces his canvas again, hoping you think the redness on his ears and cheeks is from the cold of dragonspine rather than the bashfulness he sudden feels. your staring at him again, in such a loving, intense way that he can't focus anymore.

it seems this painting is going to take a little while longer, for your stares are too much for poor albedo's heart.

sudden acts of dominance (kabedonning).

"hey," your arms suddenly cage albedo against the wall, catching him off guard completely. "you free this saturday?" you ask, tilting your head to the side with a small grin. albedo blinks, trying to grasp what just happened but his mind is running to fast for him to understand anything.

"u-uhm, i-... what?" he looks up at you, face warming to a beautiful pink. your chuckle makes his stomach grow butterflies and he wonders if you can hear how hard his heart is beating.

"i was wondering if you're free this saturday?" your eyes look over albedo, finding it adorable how flustered he grew from simply kabedonning him. "albedo, pay attention to me~" you tease him, enjoying how for once the composed alchemist was a flustered mess. "so, saturday, yes or no?"

"oh! yes. yes, i'm free." you hum, pulling away from him and giving him a little wink that once again sends his mind in a frenzy.

"see you saturday, then."

♡ ៸៸ diluc ragnvindr ⸻

calling his name oh-so-sweetly.

you frown, diluc could be so stubborn, but you knew a way to get him to pay attention to you. you sigh, lingering around him and clasping your hands together, batting your lashes. "oh, diluc~" you coo, "diluc, i'm sorry, please forgive me. won't you, diluc?" his face flushes and he covers his face with his hand.

"w-what do you need?" he manages to get out, and if you peek around his shoulder you can see a blush dusting across his cheeks and ears. when you stay silent, he glances over at you and his breath hitches- why, why do you have to be like this when he's trying to be mad.

"diluc," you call, wrapping your arms around him and nuzzling into him. "please don't be mad at me anymore," in all honesty, from the way you're calling his name, so saccharine, his mind grows fuzzy and the little argument from earlier fades away.

"fine, i forgive you." he huffs, looking off to the side, but glancing at you from the corner of his eye- your victorious small making his heart skip a beat as well.

sudden physical contact/affection.

"ah! there you are!" you rush the rest of the way over to him, nearly sliding thanks to your socks on the hardwood floor of his home office. "how dare you leave me without a kiss," you scoff, remembering the time he get upset due to you not giving him a kiss. so, wrapping your arms around his neck, you pepper a few kisses to his cheek.

diluc is too stunned to speak, your sudden affection welcomed but very much a shock. he can't help the way he blushes, your touch always affects him as such. "can't even say good morning?" you pout, peering at his face and noticing the blush that adorns his face. you can't help but coo and poke his warm cheeks.

"aw, did my kisses fluster you, oh mighty diluc ragnvindr?" he catches your wrist and stops you from poking him, looking at you with furrowed brows and blushy cheeks. you chuckle, pressing one last swift kiss to his lips. "alright, i'll stop messing with you."

"thank you." he sighs, placing a hand over his heart and watching you walk away to attend to your own work. he relaxes in his seat, closing his eyes and the places you kisses him feeling warm. "the things you do to my heart," he mumbles, before continuing his work.

fixing his clothes/hair.

"i know you just got back from your nightly duties, but at least try and look presentable here." you grumble, "you are the host of this party after all." sure he was being the darknight hero, which you admired, but he was the one to throw this party so he could get better connections, the least he could do was make sure his tie was straight.

you straighten out his tie, and brush off the dirt on his jacket, tsking and tugging, making him look more presentable. "why are you so quiet? no excuse, no exclamation of how important your duties are?" you tease, looking up at him and noticing for the first time how red he was in the face.

"s... sorry," he mumbles, looking up at the ceiling. you quirk a brow, what's got him so flustered? all you were doing was fixing his clothes and scolding him! you sigh, grabbing his face and making him look at you. "y/n?" he looked like he was expecting a kiss. too bad.

"even your hair!" you chide, quickly running your fingers through his hair and trying to make it look less of a mess. diluc sighs dejectedly, upset he didn't get a kiss after you made his heart race like that.

♡ ៸៸ kaedehara kazuha ⸻

complimenting him.

kazuha isn't a stranger when it comes to compliments, so you didn't think it would affect him so greatly yet there he was, a vibrant red blush on his cheeks and tongue tied all due to your sweet and genuine compliment!

"kazuha, you're amazing." it was that simple, just your words complimenting his instrumental skills and quickness with words. why was he so stunned? he can't even manage out a 'thank you' despite desperately wanting to. he just likes you so much, and he can't help but feel this way every time you compliment him— although his composure is much less sturdy than usual.

"are you alright? should i get you some water?" you ask when he still hasn't responded. kazuha, perhaps a little too into the dramatics, looks up at you with a lovestruck look, grasping your hand and finally managing to speak.

"i'm alright," he smiles gently, "your words just seem to have quite the affect on me, please allow me some time to recuperate." with that kazuha stands, and excuses himself to his dorm, because if he's with you for one more second he might start composing love songs that instant!

picking him up/carrying him around.

kazuha was growing tired, you could tell by the way he swayed and stumbled over his steps every now and then. you, on the other hand, felt quite lively, and so, to help out, you swiftly and easily pick up kazuha, carrying him bridal style.

"i'll carry you the rest of the way, okay?" kazuha can't breath, whether from being in such close proximity to you, or realizing just how strong you are, he can't tell. were you always able to pick him up with such ease? it makes his entire face flush and mind race- could you hear his heart?

"are you comfortable, kazu?" he looks up at you, blush growing darker- he's thankful that it's night time and you can't see how red his cheeks are. he just nods, resting his head against your shoulder and closing his eyes, trying to calm his racing heart. oh, the things you do to his heart and mind.

seeing you with children.

"roar!" you chased after the children, pretending to be a monster, whilst they pretend to be fearless pirates. kazuha watched from afar, a smile on his lips at the lovely sight before him- you playing with children was always a sight to see, it would set anybody's heart aglow.

however, unlike most, kazuha's ever restless began to come up with scenarios similar to this in the future- where perhaps you two would be married with your own kids to chase after. after thinking thoughts like that, kazuha's face always grew a lovely shade of pink and he'd grow unusually quiet.

you notice his intensive face, staring out at the sea whilst lost in thought. you wonder what he's thinking, and after the kids leave, you approach him, noticing the blush the closer you get to him. "kazuha?" he jumps a bit, looking down at you. kazuha not noticing your presence was definitely something unusual. "what's got you so lost in thought you didn't even notice me?"

"ah, it's nothing!" he waves his hand dismissively, looking anywhere but your eyes. you swear his blush grew down his neck and likely to his chest from how flustered he grew- it was quite the sight to see!

Astarion walking into the fight with Cazador, skin glowy and moisturized, recently fed off of thinking blood, hair freshly curly girl-routined, surrounded by allies (one of them on fire... several of the others in possession of at least 2 different "disentigrate that old man" spells), dressed to the nines in the finest clothes the world has to offer, pockets jangling with the 30k gold and the copious amounts of jewelry we have given him throughout the journey, chapstick: on, four ghouls he summoned with his newly acquired Necromancy of Thay knowledge b-boying along beside of him, big wet kiss mark on his forehead: fuck you!

Cazador, with 2 bucks and cobwebs in his bank account, no steeze, no friends, no real plan of attack except the 8 dudes he found on craigslist, and yet all the audacity in the world: I got this... He has NOTHING ON ME!!!

Thank you to @wonderwolffs for this request

Everyone say thank you

Request: Given Toto is Lana Del Rey coded having a partner/wife who dresses 50s/60s inspired and is the talk of the paddock on race weekends

Pit Lane Glamour

Word count: 524

Pairing: Toto Wolff x reader

Summary: Y/n Wolff and her best friend, Dita Von Teese, are an effortlessly glamorous and mischievous duo

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The Monaco paddock was a spectacle in itself—glittering under the Mediterranean sun, pulsing with the energy of engines revving and cameras flashing. But even amidst the chaos of a Grand Prix weekend, there were two figures who managed to steal the show without even trying.

Y/n Wolff and Dita Von Teese were an evil combination.

Not because they were cruel, or sharp-tongued, or out to make enemies. No, they were simply too elegant, too poised, too unbothered. They floated through the paddock like ghosts of a bygone era, draped in silk and lace, red lips curled in amusement as they observed the world of motorsport with a level of detached amusement.

And at the center of their shared mischief? One very tall, very powerful, and very obsessed Toto Wolff.

“You know, darling,” Dita mused, adjusting the lace gloves on her delicate hands as they strolled through the paddock, “I do believe Toto might combust if you wear that shade of red any longer.”

Y/n smirked, glancing down at the cherry-colored dress that clung to her frame. “Oh, I know,” she replied. “He tries so hard to act unaffected, but I see the way his eye twitches.”

Dita sighed dramatically. “Men are so weak.”

The two of them reached the Mercedes hospitality suite, where Toto was standing, arms crossed, talking to one of the engineers. He was the epitome of power—suited, sunglasses shielding his sharp gaze, the embodiment of control.

Until he saw them.

Until he saw her.

Y/n watched as Toto stiffened slightly, jaw tightening, lips pressing together like he was already preparing for whatever chaos she and Dita were about to bring.

Dita leaned in, her voice a purr. “He looks like a man in distress.”

Y/n grinned. “Let’s fix that.”

She stepped forward first, her heels clicking softly against the pavement. “Mr. Wolff,” she greeted, voice laced with sweetness.

Toto sighed, already exasperated. “Mrs. Wolff.”

Dita followed, a vision in a navy blue fitted dress and a vintage hat that cast the perfect shadow over her sharp eyes. “Oh, Toto,” she crooned, “you look so serious. Aren’t race weekends supposed to be fun?”

Toto pinched the bridge of his nose. “It is my job, Dita.”

“And your job includes looking at your wife like she’s a particularly dangerous curve on a racetrack?”

Y/n beamed, looping her arm through Toto’s. “He can’t help it. I’m simply irresistible.”

Dita sighed. “I really don’t know how he gets anything done.”

“I don’t,” Toto admitted flatly. “I don’t get anything done.”

Y/n giggled, pressing a kiss to his cheek, leaving the faintest trace of red lipstick behind. Toto groaned, wiping at it in vain while the two women exchanged a look of pure delight.

“Oh, we’re awful,” Dita mused.

Y/n nodded. “Horrible.”

Toto shook his head, defeated. “You are both evil.”

But even as he muttered it, his arm tightened around Y/n’s waist, pulling her closer. Because the truth was—no matter how much trouble she and Dita caused him, no matter how much they teased and tormented him—he wouldn’t have it any other way.