🌲 And Into The Forest I Go, To Lose My Mind And Find My Soul. 🌲

4A is surely Stu Macher

If they had made it to prom...

Ted: Admit it! You like my girlfriend!

Barney: Oh, come on! I mean, am I attracted to Robin? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Yeah. Does she get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasise about her? Yes, but only in six positions.

Ted: ...

Barney: Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal someone else's girlfriend? Sure, of course. But do I like Robin? The answer is no.

really upsetting that no one has called me at 9pm on a dark, ominous night only to ask me what my favorite scary movie is. something should really be done about this :/

this is amanda larusso's world, we're all just living in it.

the holy quaternity of embarrassing (dorky) parents™

7 am convos 😔🖤

I wanna date every character Matthew Lillard has ever played