So A Decent Amount Of People Showed Interest About This When I Gave The Idea Of This Through An Sfm Poster

Hey, hey, okay, but for some reason my brain saw mantis men and the idea that the world is taken over by aliens and went:

“…Aperture science facility creates an army of mantis men and various horrifying abominations of science that have been dormant for years only for Chell/Doug to go and find them and somehow take over the combine with pure human ingenuity and bullshittery.”

Obviously the scientists are long gone, but that doesn’t mean the consequences of their crazy experiments can’t still be far reaching, can it? That doesn’t mean someone can’t come and try and take the facility over with the same ideals as Cave himself, right? I mean, I don’t know alot about the lore of either series, I know more about portal than I do half life but… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Portal is 2700% funnier when you remember that it canonically takes place in the same universe as Half-Life.

Aperture Science, a company run by a guy with more money than brains, accidentally turned a bunch of test-subjects into mantis-men using only 1950’s technology. 50-odd years later, their chief business competitor, Black Mesa Research Facility, is manipulated into setting off a dimensional catastrophe which ultimately results in the world getting conquered by an interdimensional alien empire called the Combine. The computer in charge of the Aperture Science facility, in the middle of a goofy tirade, claims to be “the only thing standing between us and them.”

what

bungus

I KILLED MEDIC

ONE OF MY MEDIC CREWMATES IN STARBOUND I MADE INTO LUDWIG AND,, WE WERE WITH A RESEARCHER OF MINE CLEARING OUT A HUGE GANG OF NOVAKID OUTLAWS AND I LEAD HIM INTO A SPIKE TRAP ON ACCIDENT 

THAT WAS ONE OF THE LONGER

“NOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”s IVE LET OUT IN STARBOUND

YALL I MUST AVENGE MY DOCTOR

HE’LL RESPAWN IN MY SHIP, BUT WE CANT JUST GO GET HIM BACK WE’VE GOTTEN THIS FAR >B,(

I’m boutta make a post about this one, folks. Not sure if the post still exists, but this blog is dedicated to what was originally a self insert oc, and there’s reasons I’ve changed things about her that, when mentioned in the post that showed up earlier today (while I did not see it personally, I saw screenshots...), definitely hurt a bit to hear, because I know how it feels to be all of those things.

Either way, your 10th class ocs, original or not, are valid af and I support you all the way! ya’ll are welcome on my blog, ya’ll are supported on my blog, and most of all, ya’ll are amazing and deserve to have fun even when others try to drag you down.

Do NOT send the author of the post we’re all mentioning any hate/harassment, ya goofs.

CRIES SOBS THIS IS SO GOOD AWWGJSHJFHSHDAIHSSJ THANK YOU FOR DOING EDITH AND SPY FOR ME HOOGH... MY ANGST AND GOOFBALL GRIN NEEDS HAVE BEEN FULFILLED TYSM...

PLEASE check out Pidge’s art if you have the chance!!! I want to hug every single art piece they make... They deserve so much more attention than they’re getting rn please go show them some love!!!

The expression meme requests ft. @tf2strategist’s 10th class oc Edith<33

How would medic react if i'd steal his bonesaw? Just wanna know because of several reasons-

He’d laugh it off, probably. Just make sure to keep one eye open next time you visit, especially if you plan on sleeping... He has plenty of bonesaws to spare. I mean, why have one when you have the possibility of losing it! Multiple is always the better option, right?

Anyways, enjoy the new organs sewn into you anon!

people woobifying medic and making him this frail weak pitiful creature that’s useless without heavy

have u seen him run around the battlefield and saw through people

For that merc roadtrip post, I see Scoatcand Demo as the ones asking to stop every 20 min. Granted Demo almost has an excuse

Hah, certainly agree with that headcanon! Engineer ends up screaming out of frustration half way through because multiple times they both stopped them just to say they were kidding. 

ONLY REAL AMERICANS CAN ROCKET JUMP SAFELY, SO I’LL JUST HAVE TO DO IT FOR YOU, FRENCHFRY!

Merasmus icons requested by @tf2strategist , enjoy your old wizard <3 (or not)

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