Does Anyone Else Have Moments Where They’ll Just Be Going About Their Day And Then Out Of Nowhere They’re

Hey you with the pretty face

Welcome to the human race!

Props to the person who replied to my wishes for Our Flag Means Death s2 with this absolute gem.

If you’re out there, hit me up, we could have a delightful conversation.

Sparrow and Reaver in the escape tunnel:

Reaver: *standing still*

Sparrow: *actually moving

Reaver: “keep moving, would you?

Sparrow:

Can someone for the love of god, please, write a fanfic about Tom Jenkins. New or Old I don’t care, but I have searched the internet, looked in every fan-fiction website, and have found nothing. Like please, I get there not being much about the old one because it’s really obscure (and I think I’m the only person on planet earth who fancies the old Tom Jenkins). But the new one? I thought people loved him.

Come on people. Tom Jenkins fan-fiction time is now

Come on look at him. How could you not love this guy?

Fable OC again

Braeley is mildly concerned

Reaver: it’s a white flag. And you may as well start waving it because-

Page: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER

Reaver:

Hero of Brightwall:

Ben Finn: Good Lord…

No one speak to me for some time. I am in grieving 🙏

Guys no…

Goodbye Walter, for the last time.

Why does Reaver have a random ass Rabbit?why does he have 2 chickens in his house?Better yet. Why does he have a random ass Rabbit and 2 chickens in his secret bdsm dungeon?????

Are they his pets? Do they have names? When did he get them? Why did he get them? WHY ARE THEY IN THE HIDDEN CHRISTIAN GREY ‘PLEASURE ROOM’???? PETER MOLYNEUX I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS!!!

Here here

Her Sweet Kiss wasn't written by Jaskier, its written by Reaver and its about Sparrow.

Fable OC alert

Braeley Roland Briggs. Aka Braes the Bard

He is a bard and is the son of Roland from the 2nd game and an Irish woman, He was born in Oakfield but moved to whatever the fable equivalent of Ireland is when he was very young, moving back to Oakfield shortly after fable 3, And he will be all I talk and think about for weeks