CW: ABUSE MENTION (mostly For Commandant Stuff) Forgive Me If My French Is Rusty.

I’m very afraid of the person I am going to become in Summer 2023. Not only are we getting season 2 of Good Omens, but we’re also getting Our Flag Means Death season 2, What We Do In The Shadows season 4. And to top it all off, Helluva Boss is actually happening. Summer 2023 is going to be a tough time in all of our lives.

In all seriousness I don’t blame Aziraphale, I understand why he did what he did, his character is so well written, in order to fully choose Crowley he needs to finally reject heaven which is something I don’t think he’s fully done yet (hoping for a 3rd season so this can be solved). It just hurts so bad. MY HEART IS BROKEN NEIL HOW COULD YOU?!??

Aziraphale is still one of my favourite characters nothings changing that, but god that was painful to watch, Crowley you’re heart was not the only one broken I promise I’m dying

Making my rounds to see the singular man that attracts me here

I will literally exhaust every dialogue out of this man I swear to GOD!!!

(I actually have been doing so, pressing A when I can stand in front of him... waiting in intervals of awkward silence for the next idle line to be delivered... Being scared to get too close and disengage a convo happening between characters without my presence in front of them... I am not okay I'm telling you BAHAHAHA)

We did this.

Shamefully reblogs

My, my, my. More busy little bees here to steal Reaver’s honey. When will you people learn to enjoy life?

-SPOILERS FOR THE FNAF MOVIE-

Watched the Fnaf movie yesterday. I had a few issues with it, but overall it was pretty good.

I think it’s obvious that it isn’t following the game lore which is fine but I really would have liked to see a movie with the original lore. I really did enjoy the film but how cool would it have been to have the big reveal be that Mike was William’s son instead of Vanessa being his daughter.

I don’t know, I just think that Mike being Williams son would have been more impactful rather than it being Vanessa, not to mention giving validity to the theory that has been true for most of the fandom for the better part of 10 years. I really am hoping that the movie is going to be on a different timeline to the games similar to how the books were.

I did really like it though, I give it a solid 8/10. It had its issues true, and there im might be a few decisions made that I don’t agree with, but it was just amazing to see this finally become a film, and it was amazing.

Oh this should be fun

Last song I listened to: Save Me by Queen

Currently Watching: Red Dwarf

Currently Reading: Pride & Prejudice/ Batman, killing joke

Current obsession: Good Omens 🥲

I guess I will tag @yellow-black-stripes and @drewsb12

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Thank you for tagging me: @james-silenthill

Last Song I Listened To: RAHHHH by Alt! It's so fucking funny I am obsessed with it tbqh

Currently Watching: Markiplier's Ruin Playthrough. Show wise? Nothing. Just finished Durarara tho.

Currently Reading: Stuck in One Piece hell

Current Obsession: Pokémon (per usual), Fear and Hunger, Degrees of Lewdity and Persona (per usual) are my main brain rots atm

Tagging (no pressure tho): @cookiemcfumb @bumblerhizal @jdmcc880 @ecstasydemon @dracu-lasswell @little-creecher @catboyvader @shia-laslowpoke @goddamnlethamlet

Visual representation of listening to a popular song when you heard the Weird Al version first

Some Reaver Analysis + Some Headcanons + Including Spreaver

Reaver's home is always in dissaray. Showcasing the utter state of his mind and the level of depression he is enduring.

His hedonistic lifestyle is a symptom of his Immortality. His inability to feel alive anymore and as such, his endless search for something that will make him feel again.

Everything is also a desperate attempt at a distraction. He is plagued by nightmares of what happened in Oakvale, as such, the women and men, the parties, the fighting, the drinking. It's all a way to distract himself. And since he can't die, he can abuse it to extentions far above what mortals can do. It's terrifying.

Having lived for so long. His utter disregard for human life is relfection that he doesn't really see anyone as real people. He's watched people come and go. The only real people, the only people he's ever had any tangible bonds and attachments to are ash under Oakvale. The world isn't real to him, not like it used to be. (Think Solas from DAI)

I always wondered if him becoming Immortal had less to do with a fear of death, and more of a self-righteous notion that he had to be some eternal guardian. Having Hero blood, the Reaver from before helped people. He had a loving community. A wife he loved (or just a lover or even a daughter or a sister) He was by all accounts, a hero. And with being put on a pedastel, he decided he needed to be around in Albion for all eternity. The price of his Hubris was everyone he ever loved.

SPREAVER

However, under the notion that he finds love again with Sparrow;

He kicks the Travelers from Bower Lake because they're a reminder of Sparrow (who is dead by the time of Fable 3) Sparrow was raised by the travelers. In every way except blood, they are Sparrow's people. Reaver doesn't want to look from his mansion and see that reminder of them. So he boots them out. Likely to also get back at Sparrow for dying and leaving him.

Also his entire thing about essentially ruining Albion also makes me wonder if he's trying to get back at Sparrow for dying. Making the place they wanted to protect a miserable hell hole.

Simultaneously, while masking it as pure and utter greed (and it likely is also this) he's trying to help Logan live up to the impossible standards set on him after Sparrow. Who was a beloved, benevolent ruler.

He stays at court to be nearer to his children. (or, with M!Sparrow. nearer to his lover's children) the only piece he has left of Sparrow.