Racing. Now Theres A Simple Idea That Never Gets Old. Who’s The Fastest. I Love It.

my boss in 2040: *attempts to administer an electroshock to my government planted microchip as a sign that they want me to increase my productivity*

me, who has spent all of my facebook credits on completely replacing my flesh, bones and organs with machinery in an attempt to gain BillGates Version 2.11′s favor: *short circuits and dies instantly*

the government mandated McDonalds™ drone that monitors everyone who lives in my district: *immediately liquidates my assets and uploads a copy of my brain into a holding cell located in VR Farmville in order to reprimand me for dying on the clock*

i always hated how low-poly and poorly textured the far-off terrain was in new vegas but it turns out that’s actually what nevada looks like

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

*me at bethesda land*

*clips thru floor*

shuffle challenge thingy: tagged by @katuen

You can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to Put your music on shuffle & list the first 10 songs that play. No skipping — !

Song that had been playing: We Will Become Silhouettes - The Postal Service

Carried Away - Passion Pit

12 juin 3049 - Caravan Palace

Acknowlegement - Modjo

Prop My Sky - Pogo

Sexotheque - La Roux

Genesis - Grimes

Crystalfilm - Little Dragon

Marching Bands of Manhattan - Death Cab for Cutie

Magic Spells - Crystal Castles

Diamond Heart - Lady Gaga 

One of the most cryptic overwatch interactions I’ve ever experienced

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”