Oh Would You Look At The Time

Santa with that ass so fat

Let me see them buttcheeks clap

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

trying to learn how 2 draw so i can get into it as a hobby (my mental health has been rapidly declining i need something to do) and naturally im using thoma to do it so here’s my progress fo today

my boss in 2040: *attempts to administer an electroshock to my government planted microchip as a sign that they want me to increase my productivity*

me, who has spent all of my facebook credits on completely replacing my flesh, bones and organs with machinery in an attempt to gain BillGates Version 2.11′s favor: *short circuits and dies instantly*

the government mandated McDonalds™ drone that monitors everyone who lives in my district: *immediately liquidates my assets and uploads a copy of my brain into a holding cell located in VR Farmville in order to reprimand me for dying on the clock*

me: *likes my hair long*

me: WHAT IF I JUST FUCKING CUT OFF ALL MY HAIR

MILD NSFW FOR DEMON BUTT

this is the tryout piece i painted for the samurai 3.0 anthology! i am tremendously honored to be in the company of so many incredible artists, and i can only hope that my work will live up to the standard!

HES HACKIN AND WHACKIN AND SMACKIN

HES HACKING AND WHACKIN AND SMACKIN

HES HACKING AND WHACKIN AND SMACKIN

i always hated how low-poly and poorly textured the far-off terrain was in new vegas but it turns out that’s actually what nevada looks like

meditation~~