↖️ This User Is Staying Up Passed Midnight New Years Eve To Watch 2016 FUCKING DIE

why is there a daft punk filter on snapchat whats going on

“What’s the worst message youve ever gotten on tinder?”

I'm pretty sure my BF is one of the only Genji players who doesn't spam 'i need healing' and actually is a team player

i’ll be impressed when your bf does this

my boss in 2040: *attempts to administer an electroshock to my government planted microchip as a sign that they want me to increase my productivity*

me, who has spent all of my facebook credits on completely replacing my flesh, bones and organs with machinery in an attempt to gain BillGates Version 2.11′s favor: *short circuits and dies instantly*

the government mandated McDonalds™ drone that monitors everyone who lives in my district: *immediately liquidates my assets and uploads a copy of my brain into a holding cell located in VR Farmville in order to reprimand me for dying on the clock*

*soft indie acoustic background music* 

I FEEL IT COMING.

dietyping from new vegas

at life’s end you arrive in valhalla and it looks like this