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Would’ve been great if one of them was there when I almost drowned at the YMCA. ;-;

Hi!!! I just wanted to start off by saying I LOVE YOUR WORK!! Like they’re amazing 😩💕💕💕 and I wanted to know if it was possible if I could request Diluc, Kaeya, Zhongli, Albedo (and maybe chongyun) saving their S/O who is about to drown and is unconscious? If it’s so much work it’s totally fine! ~ 💕

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Headcanon

Warnings: not proofread, mild angst, hints of death but happy ending, drowning

Characters: fem reader x Diluc, Kaeya, Zhongli, Albedo and Chongyun

Scenario: Saving you from drowning

It was just a small miscalculation. Mitachurls were never a big problem, except when they’ve cornered you atop a cliff and there was nothing below except water. Not to mention your leg had been slightly sprained. The image of you stumbling backwards, tripping over your feet and then disappearing below the cliffs had him distracted from the fight.

The waves are strong. It keeps on pushing you down, and your legs are starting to get tired...

Diluc

Is already going to punish himself for the next few weeks for letting this happen.

“Y/N!” he tries to peer over the edge of the cliff still fighting off the Mitachurls.

Realizes that he can’t see your head anywhere on the surface of the water, abandons the fight and dives right off the cliff.

Frantically swims looking for you.

The water is cold and that scares him more.

Finally pulls you out to the beach and uses his vision to warm you up.

“Come on Y/N, don’t do this to me...” checks if you’re breathing.

You’re not. The world around him shatters.

Starts chest compressions on you. Nothing is happening. You aren’t breathing. He feels like he’s also starting to lose his ability to breathe... until you start to sputter water out.

He slumps on the ground relieved and angry at the same time.

You lay on the ground breathing heavily and coughing from time to time while he tries to get his bearings back. 

He’s totally out of it for a while thinking that he had COMPLETELY lost you.

Finally snaps out of it and wraps his arms around you, head buried below the crook of your neck.

“How many times do I have to tell you to be careful? I can’t lose anymore people, Y/N, specially not you. That’ll be the end of me,” 

His vocal confession makes you think you should jump off of cliffs more.

Kaeya

“Shit,” he doesn’t often swear but seeing you disappear down the cliff made him feel like HE was the one falling. He follows right behind, leaping off the cliff without any regards to himself and leaving the mitachurl behind him. 

His priority was you. 

He surfaces from the water and starts to REALLY lose his shit when he can’t find you on the surface or below it.

When he finally does he’s cursing left and right wondering if he took too long.

Drags you with him to the beach, presses his ear to your chest. You’re still breathing, but you’re so freakin cold.

“Princess, let me see those beautiful eyes,” starts CPR on you desperately. It actually works after a few and you’re back to breathing normally.

BIG sigh of relief when it works and immediately picks you up to travel back to Mondstadt. 

Despite insisting that you are okay he is going to take you to see healers. Maybe 3 or 4 just to make sure you are completely fine. 

Steers clear of cliffs for the next couple of days.

Zhongli

Face is blank. Looks calm but is internally unable to function properly. 

The fastest to abandon the fight and jump down the cliff to follow after you with a loud splash. 

Will use mouth to mouth resuscitation. 

When he’s at it for a while and it doesn’t work he’ll start to get teary eyed but still doesn’t say anything.

He starts regretting not spending enough time with you the past few days. You can’t go like this... Not when he had so many regrets. 

The sudden sputter of water from your mouth causes him to actually sigh and close his eyes, trying to mellow down his fast heart beat.

You’re okay. You’re fine. You’re alive. Is the chant he keeps repeating in his head.

“You would have to remain by my side in the next few weeks...”

He meant to say forever but didn’t want to be too clingy.

Albedo

Most likely the calmest of them all, but doesn’t mean he isn’t scared.

When he follows you into the water the cold hits him.

Even if he saves you from drowning you might get hypothermia from the cold. 

Luckily finds you easily through his own calculation of where you landed and his observation of the sea waves.

You’re barely conscious when he gets to you and he shakes you awake gently. “Y/N, Y/N, can you hear me?” Checks if your brain is working. “Do you know who I am? Can you tell me my name?”

Then suddenly you go limp in his arms which has him running over to shore.

Initiates mouth to mouth resuscitation but is kind of clumsy with it.

When it works and you spit water out, he realizes his hands are trembling in fear. He didn’t know if he could save you at all. 

But now that you’re fine, he takes slow breaths to calm down. 

Sits at the shore with you for a while, propping you up in one arm, moving the wet strands of hair away from your face.

Wraps his coat around you and is off to make sure you’re warm and completely fine.

Chongyun

panics the most.

goes back and forth between abandoning the fight or going after you and then feels stupid because he really should’ve went after you first.

When he finds you he panics even more. What was he supposed to do?

Stumbles and races to the shore with you in his arms, he’s panting and looks as if he was trying to win a marathon.

Already has tears in his eyes when he sees you’re unresponsive. 

Clumsy CPR skills but is surprisingly good at using the mouth to mouth method. 

“Please wake up, please wake up, please wake up...!” 

Tears already spilling from the corners of his eyes when it isn’t working.

“Nononononono...” doubles up his efforts and it finally works. You cough out water.

When you sit up, you get tackled down again by a bear hug and a Chongyun bear sniffling. 

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No, I’m totally not crying because of how cute this is-

Taking Saramouche's hat off and putting it on your head.

(He's just staring at you like "??")

Yes, you were bored. That was a given by the way you flopped around the bed and meandered about the house. You had done everything that you thought of but nothing held your attention for long. Why were some days just so much less fun than others.

Scara sat with his back pressed into the armchair. His leg crossed as he looked over documents. It was supposed to be a day off for the both of you, but when you woke up and he was busy reviewing reports and shooing off a Fatui agent by the time you entered the living room, you knew those plans were on hold.

So, you stood by the counter and took a sip of your morning beverage while you watched him work. Rude, pay attention to me. You huffed into your drink as the thought fell to the bottom of your cup.

That's when you noticed something about his attire and the slyest idea slipped into your mind.

Carefully, you made your way toward him arms stretched outward while your feet moved as softly as they could. When you within reach, you snatched his hat that dangled in the corner of the chair and swiftly placed it on your head.

"What are you doing?" Scara asked, his tone disinterested which conflicted with his question.

"Mmm, nothing." You bit your lip and spun around, holding onto the edge of the hat to keep it in place. The weight of it threw you off and you stumbled backward with a delighted giggle.

"That's not a toy." He twisted, eyes tracking you as you moved like a freshly born fawn in the living room.

"Yeaaa, but you have to admit," skipping to the mirror you looked at your self in the reflection. Fingers testing the balance of the large circular hat before realizing it would fall without their assistance. "I do look good in this ... Even if I have to hold on."

"Come here." You did as requested, galloping around the couch and coffee table to stand in front of him. He gestured for you to lower yourself and you did, making sure your legs were comfortable on the floor as you moved in-between his. His index finger pushed up your chin and you did your best to keep the hat from falling. "Don't move, I'll show you how to wear it."

"Yay!" You smiled so grandly at him that the color of your joy found his cheeks. "I can see why you wear it," you began, watching him intently as he adjusted the large adornment on your head. "It must make you feel powerful too."

When he finished, he pulled your hands away and let you test the way it fit. You were shocked that it didn't slip and laughed again. You're eyes were closed, that's why you didn't see him move close to you nor see the devious, dangerous smile that stretched across his lips. "That's not what makes me powerful."

Another benefit of a hat this large meant that private moments like these could only be enjoyed by the two under it's shade.

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I don’t know which is worse. Smacking your head at the bottom of a pool or falling through a roof.

Either way it goes, insurance may or may not give a crap. 😀

#queenenergy!!

Zheng Yi Sao (1775 - 1844) was a Chinese pirate and one of the most successful pirates of all time. Before marrying a pirate captain, she had worked as a prostitute. After her husband's death, she took charge of his fleet. At one time, she had command over 400 junks and around 50,000 pirates.

I’ll do it just for him! I’m terrible at taking care of myself, but I’ll make it happen just for you! You have my word! 😭

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I have never seen something so damn true in my entire life:

Imagination: omg yes

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This is going to be my wedding cake. No questions asked.

White Chocolate Mocha Cake

That’s My Husband - America x Reader

Working at a local McDonald’s and flipping greasy, calorie flipped, mystery “meat” paddies that cause the death of a crap ton of people every year. But hey! You gotta do somethin’ to keep bills payed (even though they don’t pay nearly enough for that...), food on the table, clothes on your back, and a roof over your head. That’s just the way life works. Working 8+ hours every day with no break to speak of over a hot grittle and flipping greasy patties of death.

“Y/n, we have another order for 35 Big Macs, 15 Large Coca-Colas, 30 Large fries, 5 Oreo Flurries, 10 M&M Flurries, 2 Vanilla cones, 10 Large Chocolate shakes, 25 Strawberry & Crème pies, 25 Apple pies, and a Large Strawberry shake”, said your co-worker and window-worker, Shauna.

I sighed before replying. “I swear to every God I can think of-”, I said as I turned to start making the Godzilla sized order.

*Time skip bought to you by Jake from State Farm*

The work was hard but the one thing that inspired you to keep going was the ring on your finger. ‘Gotta keep trucking along for him. The order is done and now all I have to do is collect the money, pass the order, then I can go home after cleaning.’

“Alright, Shauna. Take these. I’m about to start cleaning.” I began to gently massage the sides of my head to help tame the headache that was bigger than Gilbert’s, another co-worker of mine’s ego. Once she had to cart with the order on it, I let her loose and started tidying up so I could book it out of there for day.

About 20 minutes later, I head Shauna calling my name and Gilbert laughing at something. I walked into the kitchen readying myself to beat Gilbert with a frying pan if he had somehow ripped the large LED “M” off the building. Again. That story is for another time. “N/n, one of our customers thinks you’re super hot and he wants to go on a date with you later.” Shauna and Gilbert were struggling not to laugh at your expression. ‘How do I turn them down in the nicest way possible?’, I thought as I neared the window only to be met with a cute blonde boy chilling in his Red Corvette. He had eyes of ocean blue, a really cute ahoge tucked into his waves of golden locks. A blush arises onto my cheeks as he flashes me and smile of pearly white and winks at me.

After getting over my heavy blush, I turned to my giggling co-workers who were now leaning on each other for support while trying to stifle their laughs.

“Gilbert. Shauna.” I called out to them for their attention. They then turned to me panting from all the laughing they did. I rolled my eyes at the foolish duo and spoke up.

“That’s my husband, Alfred F. Jones.”

- Extended Ending-

“So, am I getting that number or what?”

“Alfred, shut up. I love you and I’ll deal with you when I get home.”