Pose Practice Using @ford-owner ‘s Sick Band Au—the Smell Of This Stage Is Palpable In A 12mi Radius

Get you a man with that pathetic rizz 😎🥲✨

Day 5: Sci-Fi 👽

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questionable rizz

Say “hi” to Wilson’s Bird-of-paradise (Diphyllodes respublica)! Males of the species are known for their striking yellow capes, crimson backs, turquoise crowns, green breasts, and spiraling tail feathers. In order to attract a mate, a male sets up an “arena,” clearing out leaf litter and other distracting items. Once a female arrives, he engages in a complex courtship display that involves song, dance, and showing off his vibrant colors. 

Photo: JJ Harrison, CC BY-SA 4.0, Wikimedia Commons

Idk there's something really sweet to me about fix-it writers. Like, me and you- maybe we couldnt make it this time, but in another universe, a million people saw the pain of our story and are writing us a happy ending, giving us the chance we never had

Its them

I can FINALLY post this now that it's finished! 😭✨ I posted it in two parts on Twitter because of the image limit thing but I think it will look better all together on here

Love the implication that there can never be an asexual pope.

what, are they afraid a euunch pope would be too powerful? too skilled at schemes? cowards

I think it's one of those "a mute's vow of silence" sort of things. As far as catholic canon is concerned, a man can't be horny unless he's got functioning balls, and it doesn't count as practicing celibacy if you're not even horny to begin with. So therefore, a pope must have fully operational cock and balls, so he can consciously choose to not use them for the intended purpose.

idk I'm not catholic.

more strawheart alliance shenanigans

"Lovers tend to copy each other."