You Calling People Darling Makes People Faint But I'm People

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Volmer’s Lab details.

A Cure for Wellness (2017) dir. Gore Verbinski

Lmfaooooo y'all better leave this man dafuq alone

I wanna touch you in ways that are too inappropriate to say 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

I see...

And I'd prefer it if you kept your dirty fantasies and your sticky little fingers to yourself, 'kay?

(source)

Just to clean me brain up because I definitely lost the red string:

What did happen for ppl to assume u and tis lady dating

They think we're dating because we chat and cook together often, but it's really not that big of a deal. The teasing will die down eventually.

Why does people flirting with you make you neverous and uncomfortable?

You know ur attractive af right?

Because I dislike receiving vain, individual attention in a way that is sexualizing or subtly implied innuendos.

And I'm not really into all that lovey-dovey stuff as I rarely trust or like people.

It just doesn't appeal to me.

moths are precious

Pans are weird lol

Do you fuck pans

Again, you kids and your terms. You'll have to explain to me what that means. And that's such a horrid way of putting it.