i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now
what about steve getting eddie flowers on mother's day and eddie's like "uh the twerps call you mom not me" and steve just kinda snorts and says "yeah but you're the one begging me to come inside you every night and knock you up" and eddie's like .... "that's right gimme my flowers"
Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again
Saw this head canon on tumblr few weeks ago but I lost the source. If anyone knows plz tell me so I can put the credit on it. Thanks:D
This but it’s Max and El aiming the gun at Billy and Steve
Ok, hear me out, it actually would’ve been hilarious if Margot had the chance to give birth to the baby she and Will conceived
A friend and I have discussed this and first of all, this child is being parented by the most batshit people. He has this training in being the Verger heir at his mom’s house and then he goes over to dad’s house and daddy is having his special cannibal friend over and Will Jr gets a free dog slobber bath. Like, he would go from riding lessons at the Verger estate to trying to grab a fish from the river with his bare hands.
Plus, this kid’s gene pool is Olympic grade. He’s got the Will Graham puppy eyes. He will someday elevate his family’s status through the power of being a genetic slut. And it’s just common knowledge that his uncle tried to kill him in the womb
Imagine having Murder Family in this day and age where Abigail starts using internet slang and casually telling Will that Hannibal is serving cunt today and he’s just like “gross, let’s order pizza”
I keep drawing Hannibal fanarts on once a yearly basis
I want the newer Hannibal fans to try to imagine what it felt like to read this tweet in 2014.
Oh… *O*
shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
He/Him. Autistic and chronically ill. Bisexual bitch. 24. MDNI. Proship and dead dove friendly. Welcome, fellow freaks! (Harringrove, Drarry, Wangxian, Steddie, etc.)
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