Funny Idea

Honestly thought this was a life series post.

if half life is so good then why isn’t there a half life 2? oh there is? well then if half life 2 is so good why isn’t there a half life 2 2? oh there is? ok well if half life 2 episode 2 is so good then why does it allow evil to exist in the world?

All ten of my followers are actually hostages I have tied up in an abandoned grain silo & am monologuing to

weeping god and its last follower

Me earlier: Worst case scenario, trump wins. Me now: guys i have some bad news

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

Original

.... Guys I'm 5000 words into the fanfic I'm writing, send help. Anyway summary doodle of the scene where Goob and Scraps fight over Finn like a doll they won't share. Featuring each character's idea of what a relationship with Shrimpo would look like

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead