What If Taylor Saw What Trump Did, And Now She’s Taking Kareful Notes...

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Taylor: Betty is about James, who is a teenage boy, and that’s the end, nothing else. Jack:

Taylor: *rants passionately about very specific feelings august has* but um anyway august is made up Jack:

Taylor: MTR is about someone who was family to you, who knew you so deeply and knew how to hurt you, you know like a…. friend Jack: 

Taylor: william bowery is um…. well it’s joe Jack: 

Young gorillas seen dismantling poachers' traps for the first time

Days after a poacher’s trap killed a young mountain gorilla in Rwanda's Volcanoes National Park, researchers have spotted something remarkable: two four-year old gorillas working together to dismantle similar snares in the area.

Some conservationists were approaching a poacher’s gorilla trap to destroy it when an actual gorilla stopped them and warned them off while two other gorillas came by and took the trap apart. They had to have thought the humans were going to get caught in it

Also they know what these traps are and are fighting back themselves

“But maybe ‘Fearless’ did present the opportunity for the grandest experiment out of the gate: to recreate something that pure and heartfelt, with all the meticulousness a studio master like Swift can put to that process now, without having it seem like she’s faking sincerity. Let the think-pieces proceed — because this is about six hundred different shades of meta. But, all craftiness and calculation aside, there’s a sweetness to the regression that’s not inconsequential. It harks back to a time when she only wondered if she could be fearless, before she learned it the harder way for sure.”

- Variety

Midnight album cover is her sparking a lighter - getting ready to burn it down…she gave us a heads up for what’s to come.

The breakup was obvious from the album and timing, Joe the Beard did his work and can be let go now as she moves into the next phase.

I see this PR strategy with Matty as the next step in this era. It almost feels to me like when Miley went wild to shatter her association with Hannah Montana.

Is Taylor stepping out with Matty akin to this…a clear message to the fans that she’s not concerned about their opinions as she once was, by “dating” someone as controversial as Matty?? Is Taylor stunting with Matty the equivalent of Miley’s beige clad ass disaster of a twerk??

After all - Midnight is the technical end of the day, or - the end of the era. Al the clock imagery…time’s up on the former TS brand???

I say, this is just the beginning.

I’m somewhat surprised Matty’s involved, but leads me to believe they are scheming something BIG.

They’ve been baiting us. There are parallels in their work for years (Paris and Paris, Happiness and Happiness). Recently, Being Funny in a Foreign Language and Midnight came out SAME month. Both have seventies motifs - I noticed the similarities instantly. And then of course, the 02 performance in London.

What’s going on here?? Secret best friends with vigilante plans?? Or, are they truly in love? I’ve wondered for years if they’ve secretly been together, that the bearding was for them and not actually Karlie.

What are the two genius pop stars up to?

Let’s wait and watch and look for the clues. My Tatty instincts say things are about to get fun.

And my guess - this stunt lasts a few months at best. Taylor is knowingly tarnishing her reputation by letting herself be seen with Matty. Let the public slander her for that, and when there’s a messy breakup around the end of summer…

Maybe she’s setting the stage for an undoing of the brand she’s built in the last 20 years 🤔🤔

Who really knows, probably not even our girl. 🤡

I do hope Tay’s team is looking after Joe rn

Never a dull moment and I’m here for it 🤗❤️

Contrarion??

Really?!?

I feel like I’m in a fucking echo chamber...

Just me, orrrrrrrr

Is it anybody else?

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Fabricating her own demise at the moment…or genuinely happy in the ultimate masculine football fantasy??

It’s interesting to me how the interpretations of Ms. Swift are so much better deduced by people who hear her songs on the radio, or whatever, (you get me), versus my own ones…a longtime fan and genuine supporter for almost two decades; one who has studied and like - lip synced the absolute shit out of EVERY SINGLE SONG in this woman’s discography since 2008 and analyzed her PR game like a game of mother fucking scrabble…

Tree would shut any of this homosexuality shit down in a sec if a shred of it wasn’t true.

C’mon. Like nooooooo famous celebrity in the history of Hollywood or music industry was gay?!?!?! 🙉 When I propose the idea that T Swizzle could be a right queer, the normals shut it down immediately - these are people who don’t even “like” her or her music! 😂 They’re like, “Taylor Swift isn’t that good” I’m like - check it out from a queer perspective they’re like wow, that’s pretty fucked up if you look how many dudes she has been with I can’t believe you would think that about Taylor Swift I don’t appreciate her talent and have never listened to an album the whole way through but I will defend her heterosexuality till the end, man.

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I mean EVERYONE in drama class was queer. Like all of us lol. But somehow only the STRAIGHT PEOPLE had the drive to pursue their dreams and become successful entertainers?!? 😅 looool. No man; the straight kids were home playing house pretending happiness; the atypicals were out MAKING THE WORLD HAPPEN.

No man. They beard with each other. Did you SEE the latest promos of our girl and flamy football dude? 😜😜

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

SOUND ON 🐶

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