Ready For Combat 💕🌈💕

Nooh IG: @nooh.xp celebrating a huge win after acquiring 25 kilos of flour. Just look at the excitement of the possiblity of eating bread again after 3 long, devastating months ‼️‼️

It’s giving the Blank Space MV castle. Also Cupid??? You mean the literal creature responsible for forcing people into a relationship without consent? Cool cool cool.

Crowned or martyred...

Either way, the revolution is in motion 🌈

Yess, Taylor is definitely like NO, you can’t have this! You’re not going to break me. Love that. Hope she wins in the end, they’ll have to sit and watch her being crowned.

SOUND ON 🐶

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I’m sure many of you are wondering how Taylor is going to end her Era’s Tour in the Emerald City of Oz — I mean Vancouver (which has also been named the Emerald City).

In my quest to discover more Gaylor Koincidences hidden in the Wizard of Oz themes, I learned something interesting about our friend Dorothy.

It appears that Dorothy was very much in love with a woman, as told in one of Frank L. Baum’s original novels, The Road to Oz. It is here that we learn of Dorothy’s greatest love, the Princess of Oz, Ozma.

The entire woodland fairy vibe of folklore fits Ozma’s style perfectly. Her dress feels an awful lot like this:

Something else to note is that Ozma helps Dorothy escape from a mental hospital where machines made patients brain dead.

Which of course feels Fortnight coded

Their love is familiar. Ozma and Dorothy escaping the constraints of repressed identity, echoes Taylor’s description of a celebration of being free with her love.

Camera flashes, welcome bashes

Get the matches, toss the ashes off the ledge

As I said in my letters, now that I know better

I will never lose my baby again

Happily, finally free in the Emerald City filled with color and light. She’s left sepia-toned Kansas, where all they wanted was gray for her. (Kansas… Chiefs). Running down a yellow Brick Road (just like Elton John did on his farewell tour when he came out as gay), she will finally be able to love her.

Reminder that capitalism is the death of art

Awwww 🥰 beaut

"the moon is high, like your friends were the night that we first met"

😂

Taylor: Betty is about James, who is a teenage boy, and that’s the end, nothing else. Jack:

Taylor: *rants passionately about very specific feelings august has* but um anyway august is made up Jack:

Taylor: MTR is about someone who was family to you, who knew you so deeply and knew how to hurt you, you know like a…. friend Jack: 

Taylor: william bowery is um…. well it’s joe Jack: 

When I actually think about it, the idea that most celebrities-- who are often just the world's most successful theater kids-- are primarily monogamous and straight is patently absurd.

You've got some of the most attractive people in the world, who often have significant access to wealth and substances, and their jobs very often involve congregating together while scantily clad (and under the influence). Many are paid to convincingly feign falling in love with one another, and often, the line between showmance and romance is incredibly thin.

Many of these celebrities can and do make enough money that they do not need to marry someone to keep a stable roof over their head.

Many of these celebrities also do eventually write tell all autobiographies, where they detail lives that include multiple lovers, often same gender ones.

And every time someone comes out of the closet, they tell a shockingly similar tale: at at least one juncture they have been told they need to present as straight and monogamous to continue having a career. Their management recommended arranging a pr or lavender relationship, and very often, they did participate in at least one pr relationship. Many also admit that they've had a number of famous same gender partners who they can't disclose the names of because those partners are still in the closet.

And realistically, if you've read even one book about the sewing circle or scotty bowers or hollywood's queer history, the patterns become impossible to ignore.

I also need so many more people to understand that Whitney Houston's close friends believe she would still be alive today if she would'nt have been forced to break up with her longtime companion Robyn Crawford. That allowed Bobby Brown and all the terrible harm he caused Whitney into her life.

I think about what Chely Wright said, too; about how many closeted celebrities end up as suicides, where no one ever figures out the motive. I also think about how common it is for closeted people to turn to substances to self medicate, and how common that is in celebrities too.

We are oh-so-quick to blame a celebrity's lack of willpower or addictive personality or familial propensity for why they struggle with substances or end their own life, but rarely do we stop and think: how many more beloved celebrities would still be with us today if they didn't have to pretend to be someone they're not? If they could freely and openly be with the person or persons they loved (or just play the field if commitment isn't their thing), how much shorter would the list of famous suicides and famous drug-related deaths be? How many fewer cases of alcohol-linked cancer, or accidents where alcohol was a key contributing factor?

How many queer heroes have we been denied, both by never knowing they were part of our community, and by having their life terminated prematurely?

Moon was high like your friends = models in heels are very high