sometimes i lay awake at night and wonder: what’s america gonna think about taehyung’s whole mullet
when you load up kingdom hearts and the title screen fades in and you can hear the ocean swooshing and dearly beloved starts playing and all of a sudden all life issues go away and all internal conflict is resolved and it doesnt matter who loves u and u feel eternal
hey can i get a request where after noctis beats sephiroth he and bigfootbaby777 celebrate you can take that however you want
back for more. ok
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Noctis had done it. he finally beat his mortal enemy, Sephiroth. it took many months, but he finally had gained enough skill at button mashing to actually beat the bastard.
Noctis threw the controller up in the air, and let out a whoop of happy sounds. Bigfootbaby777 was next to him, smiling as she saw that he finally pussied up and beat the video game boss. The short cutscene of Cloud appearing in front of Sora and vanishing with Cloud played on the screen before them and Noctis saw this as an opportunity to thank Bigfootbaby777 for her help and encouragement.
“Good job Noct-” Bigfootbaby777 started as she turned her head to look at him, but she would not be able to finish her sentence. Noctis kissed her harshly on the mouth, being too nervous to be soft about it. Bigfootbaby777 jumped in surprise and stared at his closed eyes with wide ones.
as soon as she felt her upper lip hair become a little damp from his kiss, she melted into him. her hairy eyelids covered her pupils and she let the kiss deepen. Noctis was surprised at her deepening the kiss, but went along with it and pulled her onto his lap. her thick hair pooled over his legs and all that could be seen was her glorious Bigfoot hair. he loved it.
Noctis loved the idea of Bigfootbaby777 covering him with all her beautiful Bigfoot hair. they began to make out, with them both becoming increasingly needy and desperate for each other. in the background, the hollow bastion music played while Noctis picked her up and laid her on the bed. he towered over Bigfootbaby777 and smiled down at her.
she shyly covered her body, suddenly feeling naked under his gaze. but what could she cover? she literally was already clothed in hair 24/7, never truly naked. Bigfootbaby777 knew what this was leading to and she flushed as he began to undo his belt.
she was about to get a royal pounding.
“N-Noct…I haven’t shaved…” Bigfootbaby777 said embarrassed.
Noctis just looked at her with a blank expression, he couldn’t understand why she said this.
“Bigfootbaby777, you’re literally Bigfoot” he said confused.
“oh yeah you’re right” she replied and moved her arms from trying to cover herself, it’s not like it was doing her any good.
“that’s what i thought” Noctis said smugly and got down to his royal affairs.
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hope u guys liked it i worked v hard.
@gutterstars @bigfootbaby777
god rlly went off when he created tae huh
we couldn’t be more proud of you, hobi. thank you. ♡
wow I love suffering
taehyung gives me the fattest uwu i’ve ever had in my life everyday