@therealjacksepticeye A Lol For The Day :D

mother hen sheltered scared kittens from thunderstorm

Don’t mess with daddy raptor...human.

Imagine:

You had stayed behind with the raptors, as neither you or Owen trusted Hoskins near the girls.

As the night falls over the island, Owen returns and as he sees that Hoskins have been talking down both on you and the girls - Hoskins start to provoke Owen

Hoskins: ah, the mother hen has finally arrived!

Owen: *punches Hoskins* Stay away from my girls and my woman!

“which person of ur otp furiously does push-ups while the other sits on their back and reads a magazine”

So much for this being a neutral blog, huh?

One of the best time-travel Avatar stories!

Grunkle Muldoon like to tell vewy cweepy stories. Like the one of the Lawyers ghost. Old lady Rexies favorite must be the one of the phantom spino. He never explains though how he survived. And the girls are sure that this story must be extracreepy. If you havent read elektronx “clever girls” yet, make sure to do so. They are incredibly adorable!

Not much of a Pratt fan, but this is awesome :-)

MOTHERFUCKING CHRIS PRATT

Repost If You Have A Heart by Super-Flamin-Angel

Recommend for mandatory viewing in all school systems all over the world :) (begins search for movie title)

“I thought we had a chance.”

“I did too.”

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)