Humans Catalogue Everything
We are the most chaotic but somehow the most organized species, and its baffling to the Xenosapien species.
As such, here is master list of everything to date for my humans are space orcs. I'll group everything by their protagonists. (Each individual section is in it's own chronological order)
1. Danger Days: A Tale of Human Steve
Aliens and the Art of Human Practicality
Dying Like a Human
No One Politically Faux Pas Like a Human
Danger Days: A Valentine's Tale
Jewel No More, Part 1
Jewel No More, Part 2
Jewel No More, Part 3
The Human Line
2. Carl's Guide to Life: An Aliens Struggle
It's a Human Thing
The Human Game
The Human's Guide to Deja Vu
Humans and Their Possessive Ways
That Human Spirit of Competition
The Distance Between Stars
3. The Terran Trouble Makers, Crossover
The Human Art of Tradition
Valentine's Day
4. The Journals of Horusavina, Homosapiologist and Honorary Human
Aliens and the Mental Health of Their Humans
Aliens and the Art of Being Human
Aliens and the Joys of Human Restraint
Aliens and the Fallout of The Gift
Aliens and the Art of Comfort
Aliens and the Art of Appeasement
Aliens, and the undiscovered Power of Humans
Aliens and the Art of Found Family
5. Underhill and Through the Ship
True Heart of a Coward
Underhill and Through the Ship to Joseph's Realm We Go
The Interview
The Funny Thing About Vent Crawler Joe
6. What Doesn't Kill You, Makes you Bill
Sturdy
The Telltale Bill
Notes About One Name Bill
7. Miscellaneous Notes
Bizarre Human Triggers
Slang Translations
Symbols of War
Personal Thoughts
Humans Bond With Everything
Humans are Sometimes a Hazard to Themselves
Intergalactic Lycanthropy
Identity
Coffee Pot Problems
8. Foxhat Tacos, Space Trucker
Beyond the Last Station
Beyond the Last Station Two: First Contact Boogaloo
Beyond the Last Station 3: I Find Myself in You
9. Space Orcs and the Little Robot that Could
Part One
Part Two
10. Assorted Writings
Jump City Phantoms
A, Fuck That, of Humans
11. Space Bee in the Bonnet
The Human Rules
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The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.
first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line
Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.
Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.
Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.
TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.
Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark: 70-201-201
Egypt: 762-1602
Estonia: 6-558-088
Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
Hungary: 06-80-820-111
Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel: 09-8892333
Italy: 06-705-4444
Japan: 3-5286-9090
Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia: 03-756-8144
(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
Mexico: 525-510-2550
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand: 4-473-9739
New Guinea: 675-326-0011
Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
Norway: 47-815-33-300
Philippines: 02-896-9191
Poland: 52-70-000
Portugal: 239-72-10-10
Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
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procrastinate. panic. perish
Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)
For anyone who needs more info, the probe was called Mangalyaan (which literally means space probe vehicle) or Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM) and you can also get more information here and here