It doesn't matter that Dale Cobble looks like the reincarnated corpse of a founding father, I genuinely think he's so sexy and I need him in ways you can't even begin to comprehend and in ways that would send me to hell instantly. He would have to literally kill me to get rid of me
the DMC valentines post is gonna make me scream very loudly
unfortunately, i am literally ethan winters
i think there might be mold growing inside me
if i ever tell you "i cant possibly read a book in a day!" i am LYING. i am a FUCKING LIAR. because last night i read a 50k word fanfic in three fucking hours.
Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:
Make this picrew of yourself
Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)
Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !
pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up
RAAAGGHHHH (my s/i is literally me but ever so slightly altered to fit canon more)
self insert infodump template, go my scarab (please @ me if you fill this in, i'd love to see!)
proship please dni
MAKE FANDOM CRINGE AGAIN!!!!!! REBLOG IF YOU THING FANDOM SHOULD BE CRINGE AGAIN!!!!!!
I mean selfship, bad art, bad writing, bad cosplay, weird theories and harmless headcanons, crossover ships, oc x canon, mary sue ocs, all of it. If it’s for your own personal entertainment it hurts NOBODY!!!
I will not elaborate