i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing
“You’re so cute“
“What a needy puppy”
“Good boy”
“Pretty boy”
“Such a pathetic puppy”
Does anyone older than me want to have kind of a weird problematic thing going on
imagine humping a cowboy’s boots. thats it . case closed
STOP giving the tboys edibles. that is CHOCOLATE. he is a DOG
when they ask what my future plans are but I can’t say move out west and start a duck farm where I live off the grid with my transgender husband and our 3 cats who we treat like children. And live in a house filled head to toe full of my husband and I’s artwork, memories and weird knickknacks. and every night we cook together and dance in the kitchen under the soft oven light.
So i just say “oh i don’t know maybe college?”
having blood on the face will make anyone hot
i need someone to hold the joint to my lips, make me take a long drag and tell me to "hold it." only when they say "drop it" do it get to finally exhale, my head all spinny not just from the weed but from the lack of oxygen
i need someone to do it for the whole joint, and then when im too out of it to properly speak or walk, guide me to the bed or to the couch to use me however they want my cunt is dripping so it must be okay. its not like i could tell them not to if i wanted
“Fighting that leads to sex” this “fighting then making out” that
Fighting that leads nowhere. Fighting fully clothed, then dragging our tired asses out for a strong drink and some trash diner food. Not talking much. Maybe one of us breaks the silence and says ‘man, I kinda liked that’, and then the other says ‘shut up, jackass’