@snowzapped Drew This Wonderful Piece For @susiecarter ‘s Spectacular Fake Dating Identity Porn Stony

I am a chronic turn signaller. People will be like “there’s no cars around.” Wrong, I’m

1. letting pedestrians know.

2. I’m doing this in case I missed a car or person somewhere, or

2b. I’m gonna be stuck at this intersection til a car or person shows up

3. It makes it a habit

the pillars holding up society:

people who film bootlegs of stage shows

people who write transcripts/captions for media that was released without them

wikipedia editors

people who translate funny tiktoks

It is ridiculous how much grocery prices have increased

Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato

me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/

Can't wait until AI has been tumblr poisoned and I'll be able to type in "Some of y'all," as a prompt and receive a post which is both perfect in its approximation of the tumblr shaming tone, and completely inscrutable in meaning.

my mom is buying me a dutch oven for my birthday :3