I Gotta Say Some Doctors Are So Worried About Making Sure It’s Not A Zebra They Forget To Check For

Head canon that during his addiction to make himself feel better Spencer would answer people’s questions online

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

*Buck and Taylor, staying in touch after breaking up*

Buck: I've found myself very attracted to Eddie lately, and I'm not sure what to do about it.

Taylor: Well, you're going to try to fuck him, aren't you?

Buck: Yes, obviously, but then what?

Taylor: Then you knock him up and invite me to the wedding.

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

show, don't tell:

anticipation - bouncing legs - darting eyes - breathing deeply - useless / mindless tasks - eyes on the clock - checking and re-checking

frustration - grumbling - heavy footsteps - hot flush - narrowed eyes - pointing fingers - pacing / stomping

sadness - eyes filling up with tears - blinking quickly - hiccuped breaths - face turned away - red / burning cheeks - short sentences with gulps

happiness - smiling / cheeks hurting - animated - chest hurts from laughing - rapid movements - eye contact - quick speaking

boredom - complaining - sighing - grumbling - pacing - leg bouncing - picking at nails

fear - quick heartbeat - shaking / clammy hands - pinching self - tuck away - closing eyes - clenched hands

disappointment - no eye contact - hard swallow - clenched hands - tears, occasionally - mhm-hmm

tiredness - spacing out - eyes closing - nodding head absently - long sighs - no eye contact - grim smile

confidence - prolonged eye contact - appreciates instead of apologizing - active listening - shoulders back - micro reactions

merlin: arthur i-

arthur: there’s no “i” merlin, only “we”

merlin: ok then “we” are gay

arthur: damn right we are

this is Hilson, is it not?

Wait so you’re telling me my only options for letting people know I’m having a hard time in real life are 1) telling them (won’t happen, humiliating) or 2) public mental breakdown (also won’t happen, more humiliating)

Leon: we call it the Camelot sickness, Sire

Arthur: sounds... Sounds bad. What is it?

Leon: it's this urge we all have to hug our servants. Merlin especially

Arthur: that's... *Clears throat* couldn't Imagine that. You say everyone has it?

Leon: it must be a magical illness, Sire.

Arthur: the sickness can be that specific?

Leon: it's magic, Sire

Arthur: oh, well. That explains so much. *Relieved* I think I might have caught a... Similar sickness. I shall talk to Gaius about it

Later

Gwaine: why did you tell him that?

Leon: he needs to talk to someone about it and if he thinks everyone has it, then he won't feel so weird about it

Gwaine: ... Wait... It's not true???