And I Have The Dick, I Fuck The Rules

I've never cheated on her, she's never cheated on me, but if I blindfold her and you "dropped by" would you f*** her brains out for me come deep inside her womb so I can get sloppy seconds!

The answer is always yes. Hope you have fun with your sloppy seconds and raising my child afterward.

I dare you!!!!!!!!!!!

... Make you mine with my hands on your hips

Stars in my eyes and dew on my lips

Lets play a game called “Fuck, Fuck, Goose”

Here are your rules : So its played like Duck Duck Goose from your childhood except for some fun changes. 

First only girls get to play in the center each dressed in bra, panties and a shirt, all of their choosing (any additional Clothing is subject to the party but must be sexy/slutty) and all positioned as such.

Second the guys dont get to pick which girl they choose, the guys will stand in order and the girls will be chosen via spin board or dice that correspond to them picked before the game started. 

The guys will go around and smack the girls on the ass calling out fuck, fuck, fuck... until they get to their goose where theyll smack her pussy as he calls out goose, give her a second and then she’ll chase you around as per the usual. 

The guy will never take the girls place but if he gets to her spot before her she does she removes a piece of clothing and if she catches him he removes a piece. 

If at any point a guy is completely naked on his turn or the girl is completely naked when she comes up again you will play the round exactly the same except half way thru being chased the guy will stop turn around and catch his goose and they go off to the side and fuck, they must be within earshot of the game as it continues and may be within sight if they so choose.

For games without even numbers we make a side rule, if there are more men than women then the girls willing to play 2 on 1 will have a 2 written on their ass and when taken the next guy in line will join in after she is caught and if there are more women than men when the guys are all picked the girls get to pair off with whichever group they want

As a bonus rule you can make a special spot on the spin wheel or a specific dice roll that when it comes up you get to fuck whichever girl you choose regardless of amount of clothes left or time spent playing. 

Happy Gaming ;)

Would love to see what you think of my wife and post her to your page!!!!

What I think of her is that I would LOVE to see her in exactly that on her knees when I come over. I walk in take my cock out and she starts sucking me off before I rip that outfit off of her and fuck her. I know you'll be nearby watching. I don't care.

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It's no coincidence that her therapist is the first person she's fucking either. God I love being a marital therapist.