🤯🤯🤯SPECTACULAR I AWAIT ITS FINISH BOUNCING UP AJD DOWN AND GRINNING VERY WIDE

STOPP my mom just had a whole ass conversation with me like two days ago where she tried to explain that a relationship would fall apart without sex. and without sex, you're partner holding someone's hand on kissing someone else is the new sex.

NO. actually. not true guys. if I ever do have a partner in the future, them fucking holding someone's hand won't bother me. it won't be done with romantic connotation. they are allowed to breathe─ just because if I ever want a relationship I wouldn't want it to be sexual doesn't mean it doesn't matter? or it matters less??? buddy.

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.

Always

Hey girly! Just wanted to say the good word.

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I am.... deeply concerned for your sanity.

I was looking for a picture of joe from slih for my discord pfp and holy shit 😰 who let the republicans into broadway. WHO

shit scared me oh my god

I thought it prudent to say that I'm seeing Tammy Faye in it's preview stage in New York on Saturday (next Saturday) and I WILL learn what the beef is (if that hasn't been solved yet) 👁️👁️

stephen saying "don't be a fOol" in that tone of voice should earn him a tony. rn

man what is that gideon from criminal minds-

I can't unsee I'm sorry I'M SORRY 😭

cant even imagine how nasty they fucked after this

reblog to give Chip Zien a tony award

just me ig

who’s up falsetting their os

I YELLED SO LOUD WHAT IS THIS WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS SOONER?!?!?!

made these a while ago in october but figured i’d post here!! pixelsettos??