*andrew Trying To Pretend Like He Didn't Just Go Through The Whole Of A Day In Falsettoland*

forgot I still knew how to do art traditionally

assclass things :] (quotes, etc)

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Mimura: Someone take me to an art museum and make out with me.

Sugaya: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Mimura: Well somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall.

Okajima, on a walkie talkie: This is Okajima, those idiots are fucking around in East wing again.

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Terasaka: Some people are like slinkies.

Maehara: What? Explain.

Terasaka: Not really good for much, but it brings a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Isogai: Please don't push Itona down the stairs-

Terasaka, pushing Itona down the stairs: Too late.

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Okajima: I'm not THAT stupid!

Sugaya: You literally ate the wax off of a babybel?

Okajima: KARMA TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!?

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Nagisa, to Karma: Me? I'm the bees knees. But you? Your just...

Korosensei: Cockroach ankles!

Nagisa: Ye- wait, what?

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Isogai: Karma's covered in blood again. Why is it that he's always covered in blood?

Maehara: This time I'm pretty sure it's his own blood.

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Mimura: But you CAN'T eat fifteen crayons!

Okajima: Bet I can!

Sugaya: *Sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Kirara: Nice rock.

Yoshida: Yeah, Terasaka gave it to me.

Terasaka: I THREW IT AT YOU!

Yoshida: Isn't he just the sweetest?

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Karasuma: So, are you going to explain how you crashed my car?

Nagisa: Well, Karma was driving, and there was a deer, so I said "Karma, deer!"

Karasuma: And what did Karma say?

Karma: ...

Karma: "Yes, honey?"

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Korosensei: I just had a long talk with Terasaka and Kirara about hitting, so now they are yelling "It's my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence!" before hitting each other.

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Kirara: Thanks for not telling Korosensei what happened.

Itona, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even remotely know where to begin telling this to anyone.

Gonna go rewatch assclass now lol:/

bye [:

YES

i love you round tables square tables i love you everything will be alright i love you holding to the ground i love every single note of trinamarvin repairing their friendship

What the fuck WHAT THE FUCK

it's consuming my brain

So many.. opportunities....

Marvin, coming home from work: What should we order for dinner?

Whizzer, flipping through TV stations: Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy.

Marvin:

Marvin: don't call me weatherboy

I just pictured Whizzer saying “Wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy” to Marvin and now it’s all I can think about

DEH Incorrect Quotes Pt. 8 I Think??

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Jared: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Evan:

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Jared: I feel like doing something stupid.

Evan: I'm stupid.

Jared: ...?

Evan: Do me?

Jared: oH-

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Miguel: As the top of this relationship, I think we should-

Connor: I can't believe your pulling rank on me.

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Evan: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...

Jared: Too bad. You're stuck with me now, honey.

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Evan: My life is a mess.

Jared: Relax. Go get a beer.

Evan: I don't want a beer?

Jared: Who said it was for you?

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Evan: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.

Connor: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

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Jared: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Alana, trying to get him to have a decent sleep schedule: Sleeping is nice.

Jared: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

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Connor: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?

Alana: Make lemonade! :)

Connor: No! You throw the lemons back up into the sky and make life deal with it's own shit!

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Evan: That's illegal, right?

Jared: Why do you care, are you fucking a cop or something?

Evan: No-

Jared: Then shut the fuck up.

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7 year old Zoe: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?

9 year old Connor, cooking the fish: What? Speak up, I can't hear you.

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Alana: Just be yourself, say something nice!

Jared: Which one? I can't do both.

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Zoe: Are you drinking enough water?

Evan: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Evan: I wanna die.

Jared: We all do, you're not special.

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Evan: Pick a card, any card.

Connor: Fine.

Evan: Wait, that's my credit card-

Connor: You said any card.

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Miguel: So, what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Connor: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Miguel: Uh yeah, I guess-

Connor: Then I'd sleep.

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Evan: Where are you going??

Jared: Hell, eventually.

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Zoe: Hey besties-

Jared: Die.

Zoe: What did I ever do to you-

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Evan: Jared, I sense hostility.

Jared: Good, because I fucking hate you.

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Miguel: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!

Connor: That doesn't exist-

Miguel: Not with that attitude.

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Miguel: I wanna be called cute 21/7.

Connor: Why not 24/7?

Miguel: Snack breaks.

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Connor, annoyed af: Why can't trees give off something fucking useful... like wifi.

Jared:

Jared: So then just fuck oxygen I guess.

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Alana: *Sharpens knife* We have ways of making people talk.

Alana: *Cuts piece of cake*

Evan: ....Can I have some?

Alana: Cake is for talkers.

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Evan: What are you drinking?

Jared: Vodka.

Evan: Straight???

Jared: No, gay. Why?

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Jared: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMBFUCK!

Evan: LET ME RUN AWAY FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!!

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Connor: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Zoe: And I need you to be less vague and weird-

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Alana, texting: Answer your phone

Jared, texting: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone.

Alana: Understood.

Alana, five minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Jared.

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Evan: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Evan: And I started thinking.

Evan: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Evan: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Alana: Are you ok?

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Miguel: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Connor: Burn the house down.

Miguel: And what did you do?!

Connor: I made dinner.

Miguel:

Connor:

Miguel:

Connor: Okay fine. And burnt the house down.

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Evan: Hello, Jared. Made anyone cry today?

Jared: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

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Alana: When's the last time you slept?!

Jared: Uh.. a few days ago, I think??

Alana: How many days?

Jared: *Starts counting on his fingers*

Jared: I need more fingers.

Alana: What yOU NEED IS S L E E P!

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Zoe: HELP! I'M DROWNING!!

Connor: Calm down, we're only in six feet of water.

Zoe: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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Jared: What'cha doing?

Connor: Stealing my neighbours cat.

Jared: Scandalous.

Jared: Can I help?

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Jared: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Evan: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Connor: *makes Miguel a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

Miguel: *sips tea*

Connor:

Miguel: *finishes tea*

Connor: Didn't it taste bad?

Miguel: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Connor, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Alana: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Evan: A horrible decision, really.

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Evan: Hopefully, Jared has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Jared: Oh shut up and die, Evan.

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Connor: Alright, listen up you little shits-

Connor: Except you, Alana. You're an angel, and we're thrilled you're here.

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Zoe: Can you pass the salt?

Jared: Can you pass away?

Zoe: Too much salt.

something about them makes me violently ill but also filled w euphoria

With who

WITH WHOM?!

FuCKING INDIGO MONTOYO?!??!??

(Falsettoland 1990)

(Falsettos 1993)

(Falsettos 1994 w/ Mandy Patinkin)

I GOT A PRIDE FLAG FROM THE PARADE!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🌈🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY TO ANYONE WHO CELEBRATES!!! AND HAPPY PRIDE DISABILITY MONTH!! ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

Heyyyyyyyyyy

It's ur favorite table member. Just wanted to ask you something

How do I get the butches interested in me? I'm trying to get over on the butch side with no luck :(

What can I do to draw in all of the butch baddies?

-love and ballads, the pelican harmer's gal.

my girly! hello 🫶

be yourself, slay, be gay do crime. listen to indie music. listen to girl in red.

definitely keep up the aesthetically pleasing lifestyle, and never stop the Oscar Wilde craze.

most importantly, have fun, be safe, and probably search the beach areas because that's where all the pretty and tall girls go. I've had many-a-crushes who I met at the beach lol.

also, don't crush on pelican harmers, they are def gonna end up bad for your health.

-your dearly beloved, the butch Oscar Wilde estranged parent

DUDE EVERY SINGLE TIME I LISTEN TO TWIN SIZED MATTRESS OR BE NICE TO ME, JUST:

✨JARED VIBES✨

Nik that's a lot of The Front Bottoms are you okay

uhm