9!! Part 9!!1!1! >:0
9!! Part 9!!1!1! >:0
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Evan: You actually rank you're friends by their appearance???!
Jared: Calm down, number 2.
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Alana: Everyone, synchronize your watches!
Connor: I don't know how to do that.
Evan: I don't have a watch?
Jared: Time is a construct.
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Evan: Apparently, we're getting someone new in the group. (Miguel)
Zoe: Did you steal them?
Jared: New or used?
Evan:
Evan: Wonderful responses, both of you...
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Zoe, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Connor, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Jared, pulling out a Pokemon card: Jolteon, I choose you.
Evan, trembling: What are we playing
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Connor: Can I be frank with you guys?
Jared: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Evan: Can I still be Evan?
Zoe: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Alana: You know those things will kill you, right?
Jared, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Connor, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Evan: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Connor: On a scale of "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Zoe: In between "It's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Jared?
Jared: Probably "Road work ahead"
Alana: I speak many languages. But this
Alana: This is not one of them
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Evan: How did any of you not hear what I just said??
Connor: I've been zoned out for the past 2 and a half hours
Zoe: I got distracted about halfway through.
Jared: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Zoe: I think we're missing something...
Evan: Teamwork?
Alana: Cohesion?
Connor: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Zoe: Yo is Jared sleeping, or dead?
Connor: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Evan: Ah, same.
Jared: Okay, first of all fuck you-
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Zoe: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Jared: Not if they consent to it.
Connor: Depends on who your stabbing.
Evan: YES?!?!
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Alana: Why's Jared so sad??
Zoe: So he took one of those 'Which character are you' tests.
Alana: Go on
Zoe: He got Evan.
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*Squad reactions to being told "I love you"*
Alana: Thanks fam!
Connor: Oh no.
Zoe: *Cries* I love you too
Jared: Sounds fake but okay
Evan: *A flustered mess*
Miguel: Can I get a refund?
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Evan: Croissants: dropped
Alana: Road: works ahead
Zoe: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Miguel: Shevacado: fre
Jared: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Connor:
Connor, grumpy and tired: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Alana: Just be yourself!
Connor: Be myself? Alana, I have to one day win Miguel over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Evan: ...Couple weeks.
Zoe: 16 years.
Jared: Jury's still out.
Connor: See, Alana?
Connor: "Be yourself". What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Evan, walking into his apartment: Hello people who do not live here.
Jared: Hey.
Alana: Hi! :)
Zoe: Hello.
Evan: Guys, I gave you the key to my apartment for emergencies only.
Connor: It was an emergency
Connor: We ran out of doritos.
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Zoe: Hewwo.
Alana: Hihihi!
Evan: Hello, humans.
Connor: Three kinds of people.
Miguel: I want pudding.
Connor: Four kinds of people.
Jared: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Connor: Five kinds of people...
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Evan: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
*After Good 4 You*
Alana: Nope, absolutely not.
Connor: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Zoe: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Miguel: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Jared: Can't wait to go to you're funeral knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Evan: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be stuck forever in that position, forced to starve to death?
Jared: How should I know?
Zoe: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of information on the occult.
Jared: *Sighs*
Jared: You wouldn't be stuck.
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Evan: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Jared: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Evan: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Connor, high as a kite: edible
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Evan: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Jared?
Jared: ...No.
Connor: I do.
Evan: I know, Connor.
Connor: I'm sad.
Evan: I know, Connor.
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Heidi: So, how was your day?
Evan: We almost got surprise-adopted.
Heidi: What..?
Jared: We almost got kidnapped.
Heidi: Oh, okay.
Heidi: *Slams on breaks* wAIT, WHAT?!
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If so, may I have a long fangirl-type chat with you about it?
I literally love music that's just one guy singing and it kind of sucks.
oh god. who's saying this?? who even??? Andrew isn't a narcissist guys, he's allowed to leave musicals if they're not for him and he's allowed to talk about it.
would you rather he say nothing? a lot of people were/are going to see the Tammy Faye musical because of Andrew, right?
well, he's on social media. he probably saw people on excited to see him, and wanted to let them know on a widely broadcast piece of media? it's not self obsessed, it's actually pretty smart if you think about. kinda like a better way to not let misinformation spread.
it's another way to let people know he's not going to be doing it anymore. people need to take a breath, man, stop getting uselessly angry at someone because you're upset they aren't in something anymore, or because of the fact that they wanted to tell people they weren't. it's a decent fucking thing to do. seriously y'all. c'mon.
so fucking mad at people saying “andrew shouldnt have announced this at the tonys hes making it about himself / hes self obsessed” buddy he was clearly Asked a question about it and he answered?? wtf else was he supposed to do?? definitely not LIE about it thatd be even worse?? do yall agree??
bmc fans, get those squips out
and don’t forget the fucking mountain dew red for worst case scenario
they are not mid they are my fixation and they remind me of that 8-bit version of the falsettos 2016 album
in other news somebody tell me which app to download to make this kinda pixel art I keep seeing it around and wanting to cry because of the lil guys
something something pixelsettos…
yes but what will you give me if I do
CALLING ALL ARTISTS!!!
*visible shaking* draw marvin in this.
so...
idea:
at some point i am going to just end up drawing jared saying the line "i'm blind, not deaf" because honestly
that joke is only used for fully blind characters and i
just let it be for a character with glasses it would be funnier and less played out
Ayo, back at it again with the incorrect quotes
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Evan: Bad things keep happening to me. I must have bad luck, or something.
Jared: Evan, bad things don't keep happening to you because you have 'bad luck'. Bad things keep happening to you because your a fucking dumbass.
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Connor: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Zoe: Isn't that just killing people?
Connor: Ah, technically.
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After The 'Connor Stole My Letter' Incident:
Evan: Am I in trouble?
Jared: Take a guess.
Evan: N.. no??
Jared:
Jared: Take another guess.
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Alana: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait till' I get back.
Evan: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Evan: You saved me.. I owe you my life.
Jared: No thanks. I've seen it, and i'm not very impressed.
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Jared: Is letting someone win at chest sapiosexual bottoming
Alana: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak.
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Alana: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Evan's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
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Connor: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Jared: Only if you also don't ask why
Jared: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Connor:
Jared:
Connor: This one is fine
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Jared: Here's some advice
Evan: I didn't ask for any
Jared: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Alana: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Connor: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Zoe: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Jared: *turning to Evan* How tall are you?
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Connor: Miguel and I don’t use pet names.
Zoe: I see. Hey, off topic but, what do bees make?
Connor: Honey?
Miguel: Yes, dear?
Connor:
Zoe: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Evan: Jared, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Jared: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Evan: Okay, love you too! I'll just go ask Connor.
Jared:
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Evan: I told Jared his ears flush when he lies.
Alana: ...Why?
Evan: Just watch.
Evan: Hey Jared, do you love me?
Jared, covering his ears: NO.
Alana:
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Connor: How's the sexiest person here?
Miguel: I dunno, how are you?
Connor: I-
Jared, from across the room: I'M DOING GREAT, THANK YOU.
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*Jared and Evan sitting in jail together*
Evan: So, who should we call?
Jared: I would call Connor, but I feel safer in jail.
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Zoe: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Jared: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Evan: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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Jared: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Evan: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Jared: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Alana: I love you guys, your the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Zoe: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? :0
Alana: Yes!
Jared: I'm starting to feel a little bad for you.
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