They/themFor all things that make me smile :-)
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Art and Paul in Holland, 1966
people talking about the phrase "none of those words are in the bible" like it's a tumblr meme when simon and garfunkel said this shit
the last waltz
Exhibit A:
love looking at pictures of simon and garfunkel on pinterest cause it’s always just a nice photo of them and then the caption is a link to an article that says “garfunkel just told us he wants simon dead”
rpf is literally art’s friend
“He bugs me. He’s a wise-ass. But he’s also very funny - and laughs are a great tonic in life - and he’s my favorite musician. I’ve had shows where backstage I’ve hated him. And vice versa. But then we’ll be on stage and the three of us make this sound - me, him and the guitar, and we’re eleven once more, and in love all over again.”
— Art Garfunkel
“we would isolate ourselves and sing to each other and watch each other’s mouth and tongue movements so we could synchronize our holy vibrations and ascend to the 8th astral plane of homosexuality” - art garfunkel discussing s&g’s creative process
Ok but also the fact that earlier on that day Art was wearing black pants (seen here in this photo before the famous concert). We could’ve had them full on matching 🙄
um. um. hey guys. whose jacket do we think art garfunkel is wearing 😃🤣🫥
from art garfunkel interview in 1998 posted on his website…….. what do we think this means gang 🙃
I think the term situationship is so dumb and 99% of the time people are just describing relationships, like just bc it’s a shitty or unsatisfying or confusing relationship doesn’t mean it’s not a relationship, in fact I could argue that those are characteristics that define many relationships as relationships, but the only people on earth who have a legitimate claim to a situationship are Simon and Garfunkel
Prev tags on this saying that Paul’s crazy for jot admitting what this is really about make me think of this comment left under an analysis of this song…like…ok (also this commenter is in denial).
An early demo of Simon and Garfunkel’s “The Only Living Boy in New York” (excerpted from the 1975 BBC series on the duo). I wish this line had made it into the final version!
i gotta talk….. something so crazy about paul simon and his relationship with his father and seeing a kid sing a song at a school recital when he was in grade school and deciding to ask him over to play music together and studying his mouth and the shape of it and the way it moves so you can sing just like him and having a fight with him and your father tells your best friend that he doesn’t like him very much. and you go off to school and find him again and remember that he is your oldest friend and you rekindle your friendship and then start on your future together and you sleep in hotel rooms with magic fingers and think what great fun to be so young and writing music and famous! and then he goes off to be an actor and you are so heartbroken you write a best selling album about it and then you break up your world famous act and he can’t understand why you would do it and then you hear his albums and think they’re just not him not even close so you write him a song and he suggests you do it together just like old times. then you rekindle your friendship and give the biggest concert Central Park has ever seen and then you get into such a vicious fight during the subsequent tour that you want to kill each other and then out of the blue you’re back together for a reunion tour decades later and you say you’re done fighting but you never call him back and you only begin to understand the relationship you had with your father when you’re older than you ever thought you’d be and have released what will be your likely last album that’s about dying and religion
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to speculate about the sexual and romantic undertones of celebrities’ professional relationships
"We mistakenly believed we were executing unarmed Palestinians instead of real people"
paul simon was lying when he said he did not serve…[insert cunty picture of paul simon or whatever here]
Song for the asking, Simon&Garfunkel / Blue bucket of gold, Sufjan Stevens / The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot / Everything waits to be noticed, A. Garfunkel / Still Water prose poems, 48, A. Garfunkel / Obliscence, Theories of Forgetting and the Problem of Matter by Geoffrey Sonnabend, MJT, V. Worth / Rene and Georgette Magritte with their dog after the war, P. Simon / Two slow dancers, Mitski
Are you normal or do you constantly think about how these photos were taken candidly while they were walking through an airport together?