Okay, Can We Please Talk About How Song For The Asking Is Literally Written Almost Like A Desperate Love

Art has posted the answers to fan questions submitted for his website's 25th Anniversary. Check it out!

Are you open to the idea of being S&G mutuals? :]

Yes, reveal yourself mwhahahahah

WOKE simon and garfunkel

the sound of pronouns

mx. robinson

the gay boxer

i identify as a rock

america (shaking head disapprovingly)

the only living person in new york

old queerplatonic partners

“Could you hold this for me? Cheer up. You’re alright.” 😭😭😭

the world is directing so much intolerable cruelty and unfairness towards the palestinian people to placate the israeli ego and soothe colonial anxieties, as though they haven't already been trying to rewrite history for 75 years. what makes them think it will work this time? don't they understand that history written in blood is even harder to erase than history written in press releases? do they plan to move on from 13,000 murdered children to a stronger and more secure israel? or are they too stupid to see they're ushering in a fragile and unstable world order of right-wing demagogues with overpowered militaries? that'll work out.

Simon and Garfunkel having tea in 1966

Exhibit A:

love looking at pictures of simon and garfunkel on pinterest cause it’s always just a nice photo of them and then the caption is a link to an article that says “garfunkel just told us he wants simon dead”

Each bullet point is funnier than the last